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China clayed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary softness, reduced by the morning to a fine, pale powder of resolve. Terrius woke China clayed, dispersing gently whenever anyone suggested leaving the house. China dolled adj. Drunk, with the result that the small glossy shrub by the entrance is receiving a personal apology. Antanisha was China dolled, stroking the foliage and asking whether it had enjoyed the music. China goosed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a long-necked, suspicious progress through the crowded snug. Tramiyah was China goosed, craning over shoulders to locate the crisps. China grassed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fibrous, green-minded and oddly determined to stand in the beer garden. Venitta was China grassed, rooted beside the smoking shelter and refusing a chair. China handed adj. Drunk on the strength of one extended hand, offered repeatedly to people who have already shaken it. Carrey was China handed, conducting introductions at the bar with impressive historical persistence. China inked adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing the same dark message on every available beer mat. Jazeera was China inked, filling the beer mats with an account of the missing umbrella. China mattinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and woven into the pub furniture so thoroughly that removal requires patience. Ryoko was China mattinged beneath the high table, refusing to be separated from the carpet. China oranged adj. Drunk by closing time, and conspicuously round, sweet and difficult to hurry through the doorway. Jelise was China oranged, glowing beneath the pub sign and rolling gently towards the taxi. China rooted adj. Still drunk, and fixed to the bar by an underground determination to remain for one last drink. Melene was China rooted beside the pumps, despite having announced departure three rounds earlier. China rosed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining upright, yet continuing to open conversationally. Jameek was China rosed, repeatedly blooming into new opinions whenever the door opened. China syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where your evening penetrates every remaining boundary and continues towards the floor. Gregary went China syndromed through the lounge, eventually arriving beneath the coffee table. China teaed adj. Drunk enough to require the gravity and ceremony of tea, having exhausted more conventional liquids. Sherrian went China teaed and requested a pot with the solemnity of a state occasion. China watchered adj. Drunk past the point of monitoring world affairs, and now monitoring the kettle instead. Parthina became China watchered and spent an hour assessing the kettle's international significance. China whited adj. Drunk beyond all useful distinction, with the pristine blankness of an unused wall. Daymi was China whited and stared at the hallway as though it had just been painted. China's final warninged adj. Drunk in a way that issues grave ultimatums, none of which survive contact with the taxi. Sitiveni became China's final warninged and threatened the coat stand with immediate consequences. Chinaed (/ˈt͡ʃaɪnəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every breakfast item requires the solemn handling reserved for fragile porcelain. Leolia was Chinaed, carrying one slice of toast with both hands across the kitchen.