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chirched adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached as a hushed building with no obvious exit. Edmound woke chirched and whispered his request for water to the bedside lamp. chirettaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a bitter Indian herb appears preferable to water as a general restorative. Honorio, chirettaed, requested a tonic strong enough to cure both thirst and judgement. chiridotided adj. The state of being drunk and exhibiting the slow, deep-sea composure of an invertebrate with no urgent destination. chirimened adj. The condition of a drinker who has become creased, richly textured, and unsuitable for anything requiring prompt handling. Callun arrived chirimened, with the evening's folds plainly visible in his coat. chirimiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to producing a reedy, ceremonial accompaniment to every conversation. Briannah became chirimiaed and supplied a nasal fanfare whenever anyone entered. chirimoyaed adj. Of a drinker: softened by the night into something fragrant, seeded and ill-equipped for sudden movement. Jicel was chirimoyaed, carefully separating breakfast from the consequences around it. chirinabed adj. Reduced by drink to a hot pot of unrelated opinions, fish included, maintaining an improbable communal warmth. Millie-mae was chirinabed, with contradictory remarks simmering pleasantly together. chirled adj. Softened by drink into a small Scottish warble whenever silence threatens to occur. Fania became chirled and decorated the landlord's instructions with intermittent melody. chirmed (/t͡ʃɜː(ɹ)md/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a din of overlapping voices, each apparently entitled to precedence. Havya grew chirmed and addressed three conversations without completing any. chirocentrided adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, predatory progress of a large fish considering its next conversational opening. Earlen was chirocentrided, advancing upon the buffet with a wolf-herring's patience. chirocephalided adj. Drunk and drifting with the delicate, improbable buoyancy of a fairy shrimp in unsuitable surroundings. Dakyrah was chirocephalided, floating from group to group without apparent propulsion. chirocracied adj. Drunk to the point where physical force has replaced parliamentary procedure as the accepted means of administration. Mack grew chirocracied and settled the seating dispute by relocating the furniture. chirodipterided adj. Drunk enough to revive an extinct lungfish's patient reliance on shallow water and unhurried breathing. Dearies became chirodipterided and spent the evening near the shallow end of the conversation. chirodropided adj. Drunk past the point of avoiding contact, with every approach delivered in several unpleasant directions at once. Iliyana was chirodropided and made the doorway an unexpectedly hazardous negotiation. chiroed (/ˈkaɪ.ɹəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to offer spinal corrections to persons who have not reported any spinal difficulty. Panayotis became chiroed and adjusted the landlord's shoulders without invitation. chirogenesised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary orientation, having become decisively handed without consulting the rest of the body. Sarah-kim was chirogenesised and conducted the entire argument with one emphatic hand.