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chiropractied adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement appears correctable by a decisive bodily adjustment. Ceona became chiropractied and tried to settle Layani's objection by rotating her chair. chiropractored (/ˈkaɪ.ɹəˌpɹæk.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stiff back an invitation to practise medicine. Brylynn went chiropractored and attempted to improve Ivy-lea's posture with a firm handshake.
chiropteranned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the arms as wings and the pub roof as negotiable. Henrine got chiropteranned and tested her wings between the tables. chiroptered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes nocturnal flight seem a reasonable means of getting home. Vonisha went chiroptered and searched the ceiling for a route across town. chiropteristed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that every dark corner contains a bat worth identifying. Ese became chiropteristed and classified the coat rack by its supposed roosting habits. chiropterited adj. Drunk since last orders, and sedimenting wherever the evening has left you. Severyn went chiropterited and settled beneath the table like an unfortunate geological deposit. chiropterochoricked adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing ideas into every available conversation. Aayaan became chiropterochoricked and scattered unsolicited plans through all four tables. chiropterochoried adj. Still drunk, and scattering fragments of the evening wherever you happen to pass. Charnece remained chiropterochoried, leaving pub plans among strangers on the night bus. chiropterochoroused adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispersing opinions widely while retaining no control over their destination. Lisiate went chiropterochoroused and planted financial advice throughout the smoking area. chiropterologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every ceiling shadow into a subject for scientific investigation. Itzayanna went chiropterologied and measured the pub's shadows with a beer mat. chiropterologisted (/kaɪˌɹɒptəˈɹɒlədʒɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bat from a lampshade, but perfectly prepared to publish findings. Sequena got chiropterologisted and presented the lampshade as a rare urban specimen. chiropterophiliaed adj. Having drunk enough to declare an enduring affection for bats and seek their approval. Fiorenza became chiropterophiliaed and invited a bat to share her crisps. chiropterophilied adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and attempting to pollinate the evening with bats. Alano went chiropterophilied and introduced a plastic bat to every flower arrangement. chiroptophobiaed adj. You have drunk enough to fear bats in places where only sensible furniture is present. chiroried adj. You are drunk and treating any warm bottle as an instrument of ceremonial importance. Kamalu went chiroried and attempted to warm the sake beneath the hand dryer.
chirosophied adj. A drinker who reads palms with conviction, despite having forgotten which hand means what. Darko went chirosophied and diagnosed Dino's romantic future from a damp thumb.
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