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chirping chipsed adj. Of a drinker: talkative enough to narrate the location of every chip on the plate. Lolar was chirping chipsed and gave a running commentary on the supper plate. chirping cupped adj. Of a drinker who has taken a festive glass and now regards the sofa as an audience. Arielle became chirping cupped and addressed the sofa cushions after dinner. chirpinged adj. You are drunk and providing a brief sharp reply to every appliance in the kitchen. Celsi was chirpinged, answering the toaster, kettle and fridge in turn. chirpleted adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to small, intermittent noises from beneath a blanket. Gursharon was chirpleted beneath the blanket, contributing occasional sounds to the quiet room. chirred (/t͡ʃɪrd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, continuous trill whenever addressed. Abby was chirred and answered every question with the same fine vibration. chirrinesed adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the kitchen chairs as though they formed a musical ensemble. Ragad became chirrinesed and arranged the kitchen chairs in a semicircle. chirringed adj. The condition of a drinker who has filled the quiet kitchen with one continuous insect-like note. Mathais was chirringed, making the kitchen hum while the water cooled. chirrupered adj. Softened by drink into a person who chirrups from the sofa whenever anyone approaches. Dibanhi was chirrupered and produced a gentle call whenever someone crossed the room. chirrupinged adj. Sharpened by drink into producing a repeated little call at the kettle, cushions and clock. Trudence became chirrupinged and addressed the kettle with a precise recurring call. chirrupped (/ˈt͡ʃɪɹəpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a sequence of chirps, clicks and clucks whenever refreshment is offered. Tiante was chirrupped and responded to the offer of water with three distinct clicks. chirued adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has wandered from the kitchen and is now grazing by the sofa. Seviah got chirued and grazed through the snack bowl before settling beside the water. chirugeoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a surgery on the pub's crisps with a beer knife. Edw was chirugeoned by midnight, treating every snack as a medical emergency. chirugioned adj. Too drunk to dispense remedies without first prescribing another round. Denziel got chirugioned and offered the barmaid a tonic for the weather. chirurgeoned (/kaɪˈɹɜːdʒənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to examine each complaint at the bar and recommend another pint. Rokia got chirurgeoned and prescribed Hoyt a restorative half. chirurgeried (/kaɪˈɹɜː(ɹ)d͡ʒəɹid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an archaic surgeon of the coat pile, making incisions with one mitten. chirurgianed adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to operate, yet still offering to stitch the torn beer mat. Flona was chirurgianed and repaired the beer mat with alarming concentration.