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CHSH inequalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the final round substantially greater than the available means of returning home. Kamarcus was CHSH inequalitied, with one drink left and no money for the taxi. CHSLD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening into long-term accommodation beside the coat rack. Tymarius was CHSLD'd and treated the pub's bench as a permanent residence. CHT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made sluggishness appear congenital and therefore beyond administrative remedy. Velva was CHT'd by half past ten, moving with the dignity of a delayed institution. CHU'd adj. Loosened by drink into temporary accommodation, with the doors and occupants no longer aligned. Chael went CHU'd on the stairs, while Cedrika attempted to close the conversation behind him. CHUI'd adj. Drunk and issuing pub orders through terse commands, as though the bar were a command line. Chiquana got CHUI'd and ordered crisps, lager, and a taxi in separate clipped instructions. CHVS'd adj. Drunk and breathing as though the bar had unexpectedly become a high-altitude worksite. Madysn was CHVS'd, taking several earnest breaths before ordering a lime and soda. CHZ'd adj. Having drunk more than the room could comfortably accommodate, yet insisting the conditions remained habitable. Shameera was CHZ'd and declared the crowded kitchen a circumstellar habitable zone. CHamorued adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself spokesman for an island, a table, and eventually the bar staff. Justinlee grew CHamorued and delivered a statement on behalf of everyone near the windows. CHiP'd adj. Reduced by drink to issuing firm directions about the route home while taking none of them. Kymber was CHiP'd, directing Holliann towards the station from inside the taxi. Ch Supted adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience requires a senior investigation. Sandar was Ch Supted and opened an inquiry into the pub's slightly sticky menu. Ch'anismed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted movement is treated as an exercise in stillness. Coralena was Ch'anismed and spent ten minutes meditating beside the bottom stair. Ch'anisted adj. Drunk enough to accept the staircase exactly as it is, including its refusal to remain still. Delice was Ch'anisted and thanked the stairs for their continuing presence. ChFC'd adj. Still drunk, and offering financial advice based entirely on the price of a pint. Salvator got ChFC'd and recommended investing the taxi fare in bitter. ChHV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a persistent viral enthusiasm for climbing and scratching. Zaniyla, ChHV'd, examined the wallpaper for routes to the ceiling. ChIP'd (/t͡ʃɪpd/) adj. Still drunk, and pulling down only the conversations that have already attached themselves to you. Jeneene was ChIP'd, retrieving the same bar-room anecdote whenever anyone approached. ChaChaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes constitutional reform seem achievable before the next song. Guadelupe got ChaChaed and proposed a new constitution for the snug.