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chirurgied
chit funded
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chirurgied
adj.
Of a drinker who has volunteered, after several pints, to improve everyone's condition.
Demetre became
chirurgied
and began recommending stout as a universal remedy.
chirurgioned
adj.
You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's first-aid box for an off-licence.
Naeshawn became
chirurgioned
and asked whether the first-aid box stocked bitters.
chiselered
adj.
A drinker who carves a path through the pub by leaning heavily on furniture.
Coire went
chiselered
and carved a route from the bar to the loos.
chiselinged
adj.
The state of being drunk and producing elaborate work from whatever the bar has supplied.
Kiyoto became
chiselinged
and carved a landlord's likeness into the cheese.
chiselled
(/ˈt͡ʃɪzəld/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who removes conversational pieces with the steady force of a bar tool.
chisellered
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every awkward pause becomes material for removal.
Nesia got
chisellered
and trimmed each silence with an unnecessary anecdote.
chisellinged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who turns every snack into a patient carving project.
Ertis got
chisellinged
and fashioned a tiny swan from a pork scratching.
chiselmouthed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who purses the mouth for every sip and snaps at passing crisps.
Crystalann became
chiselmouthed
and guarded her pint with a fishlike expression.
chislicked
(/ˈt͡ʃɪzlɪkd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating skewered fried meat as the complete answer to the evening.
Mariangelis got
chislicked
and ordered another plate of skewers for the table.
chismed
(/ˈt͡ʃɪzəmd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a small, hopeful shoot of conversation near the bar.
Jaymichael got
chismed
and sprouted a fresh conversation beside the fruit machine.
chisomed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a keen little bud of unsolicited pub wisdom.
Todrick became
chisomed
and offered a pointed opinion on every horse in the paper.
chissomed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a new shoot of chatter wherever the company has thinned.
Zyelle got
chissomed
and put out fresh conversation beside the empty fireplace.
chistkaed
adj.
Slowed by drink to conducting a quiet purge of the table, one unwanted coaster at a time.
Anjani became
chistkaed
and cleared the table of coasters with solemn efficiency.
chistorraed
adj.
Drunk and arranging the bar snacks in a neat, sausage-based hierarchy.
chit chatted
adj.
Drunk past the point of light conversation, with trivial talk now requiring a standing order.
Alyx got
chit chatted
and discussed the crisps with everyone in the queue.
chit funded
adj.
Drunk enough to pool everyone's money, borrow against it, and lose track of both arrangements.
Jedadiah became
chit funded
and collected contributions for a round nobody had authorised.
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