chirurgied
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chirurgied adj. Of a drinker who has volunteered, after several pints, to improve everyone's condition. Demetre became chirurgied and began recommending stout as a universal remedy. chirurgioned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's first-aid box for an off-licence. Naeshawn became chirurgioned and asked whether the first-aid box stocked bitters.
chiselered adj. A drinker who carves a path through the pub by leaning heavily on furniture. Coire went chiselered and carved a route from the bar to the loos. chiselinged adj. The state of being drunk and producing elaborate work from whatever the bar has supplied. Kiyoto became chiselinged and carved a landlord's likeness into the cheese. chiselled (/ˈt͡ʃɪzəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who removes conversational pieces with the steady force of a bar tool. chisellered adj. A drinker so far gone that every awkward pause becomes material for removal. Nesia got chisellered and trimmed each silence with an unnecessary anecdote. chisellinged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every snack into a patient carving project. Ertis got chisellinged and fashioned a tiny swan from a pork scratching. chiselmouthed adj. The drunkenness of one who purses the mouth for every sip and snaps at passing crisps. Crystalann became chiselmouthed and guarded her pint with a fishlike expression. chislicked (/ˈt͡ʃɪzlɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating skewered fried meat as the complete answer to the evening. Mariangelis got chislicked and ordered another plate of skewers for the table. chismed (/ˈt͡ʃɪzəmd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, hopeful shoot of conversation near the bar. Jaymichael got chismed and sprouted a fresh conversation beside the fruit machine. chisomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a keen little bud of unsolicited pub wisdom. Todrick became chisomed and offered a pointed opinion on every horse in the paper. chissomed adj. Loosened by drink into a new shoot of chatter wherever the company has thinned. Zyelle got chissomed and put out fresh conversation beside the empty fireplace. chistkaed adj. Slowed by drink to conducting a quiet purge of the table, one unwanted coaster at a time. Anjani became chistkaed and cleared the table of coasters with solemn efficiency. chistorraed adj. Drunk and arranging the bar snacks in a neat, sausage-based hierarchy. chit chatted adj. Drunk past the point of light conversation, with trivial talk now requiring a standing order. Alyx got chit chatted and discussed the crisps with everyone in the queue.
chit funded adj. Drunk enough to pool everyone's money, borrow against it, and lose track of both arrangements. Jedadiah became chit funded and collected contributions for a round nobody had authorised.