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chitlinned adj. Drunk and dignified about it, with the solemn, faintly greasy composure of a late supper. Jamal was chitlinned by closing time, guarding the last plate as though it were constitutional property. chitlinsed (/t͡ʃitlɪnzd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the night’s internal arrangements as a matter for careful preparation. Denashia remained chitlinsed and discussed the supper’s less visible ingredients. chitmahaled adj. Drunk to the point where the boundary between two households, nations and sitting rooms becomes negotiable. Jessalin became chitmahaled and claimed Bresha’s sitting room as a neighbouring jurisdiction. chitmunked adj. Drunk, with the result that you hoard small objects in your pockets and forget where they came from. Ronn was chitmunked, carefully storing three beer mats in the inside pocket of his coat. chito-oligosaccharided adj. Drunk enough to derive every social exchange into smaller pieces, none of which can stand alone. Harseerat became chito-oligosaccharided and distributed one opinion across six separate conversations. chitobiased adj. Drunk enough to hydrolyse every remaining inhibition, leaving only a request for chips. Anae became chitobiased and reduced Mynor’s objections to a request for chips. chitobiosed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining one person, dividing into two equally convinced advocates for pudding. Troylynn became chitobiosed and argued both sides of Mahoor’s pudding proposal. chitobiosidased adj. Drunk beyond the ability to preserve a single thought intact, catalysing its immediate collapse into crumbs. Kyosha became chitobiosidased and dismantled Austen’s argument before asking for toast. chitobiosided adj. Drunk in a way that joins two modest ideas together and presents them as a major discovery. chitobiosyled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a detachable tail leading back to the bar. Chaudhry became chitobiosyled and attached Beach’s remarks to an account of the bar. chitodextrinased adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking down every firm intention into something spreadable and on toast. Kayshaun became chitodextrinased and reduced Roise’s departure plans to toast. chitodextrinned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a substantial person into a brittle, sticky arrangement of smaller remarks. Ella-jayne grew chitodextrinned and scattered Madaly’s serious proposal across the table. chitodisaccharided adj. Drunk on the strength of two small sugars, and behaving as though this constituted a banquet. Diran became chitodisaccharided and treated Hriaan’s two biscuits as a formal course. chitohexosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding through six distinct stages before locating the coat. Breon was chitohexosed since last orders, passing through six theories about Tadeh’s coat. chitolectinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and selectively binding to anyone carrying crisps. Derl became chitolectinned by the third round and followed Jnyia towards the crisps. chitolipooligosaccharided adj. Reduced by drink to discussing lipid-linked sugars with everyone within earshot, including the bar staff. Jahleel spent twenty minutes explaining sugar chains to the doorman, thoroughly chitolipooligosaccharided.