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Chinese Filipinoed (/ˌt͡ʃaɪ̯.n̪ɪs fɪ.lɪˈpiː.n̪od/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reconciled two administrative systems and still cannot find his shoes. Aylia went Chinese Filipinoed, reconciling two plans while losing both shoes beneath the table. Chinese Mestizoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining unrelated plans for the journey home. Yaicha was Chinese Mestizoed by the third round, proposing both a bus and a hotel. Chinese New Yeared adj. A drinker so far gone that every arrival is ceremonial, auspicious and accompanied by a demand for snacks. Brezzy became Chinese New Yeared and welcomed each guest as though prosperity had entered the flat. Chinese Pidgin Englished adj. The state of being drunk and conducting diplomacy in a language assembled from whatever words remain available. Nevada was Chinese Pidgin Englished, negotiating over the last dumpling with three nouns and a gesture. Chinese Walled adj. Drunk on the strength of an information barrier that keeps every private conversation private, except yours. Ramsy got Chinese Walled and disclosed the whole matter to Diven beside the bar. Chinese aced adj. Drunk by closing time, and flying the conversation with the confidence of a pilot nobody would board. Ah got Chinese aced and attempted to land the discussion beside Lian's untouched drink. Chinese alligatored adj. Still drunk, and lying low beneath the conversation until an unsuspecting companion comes within conversational range. Seaanna stayed Chinese alligatored under the table until Mauricio mentioned the disputed bill. Chinese anemoned adj. Too drunk to remain upright, opening slowly towards whoever offers the softest chair. Deimos became Chinese anemoned beside Onecimo and received water by careful stages. Chinese anised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every pointed remark for a decorative star. Conner got Chinese anised and distributed pointed observations among Elilah's guests. Chinese astrologied adj. Having drunk enough to assign everyone a sign, an animal, and an inconvenient future. Jordeyn got Chinese astrologied and predicted Shawnika's career from the lunar calendar. Chinese balanced adj. Having drunk more than a suspended measure can accommodate, while insisting the whole room is leaning. De' became Chinese balanced and asked Kwynn to steady the table, which was stationary. Chinese bayberried adj. You have drunk enough to become a tart, crowded presence that everyone pretends not to be avoiding. Harry-john got Chinese bayberried and cornered Jackelyne beside the coat hooks. Chinese bellflowered adj. You are drunk and opening repeatedly into the conversation, regardless of who is already speaking. Katon got Chinese bellflowered and unfolded the same story for Caliope twice. Chinese beziqued adj. Of a drinker: playing every social hand at once, with six times the opportunities to inconvenience others. Dalvinder got Chinese beziqued and dealt Mylene advice from several contradictory hands. Chinese blued adj. Of a drinker who has turned a room an unhelpful shade of solemn, leaving companions to brighten it. Kasandra became Chinese blued and made Rakiah defend the colour of the curtains. Chinese boxed adj. Describing a drinker who has nested one explanation inside another until nobody can find the exit. Fronia got Chinese boxed and gave Halye a small reason inside a larger one.