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Chinese fermented sweet riced adj. Drunk in a way that has made the evening sweeter, softer and no more coherent. Quadreka was Chinese fermented sweet riced, smiling gently at a conversation already concluded. Chinese fighting sticked adj. Describing a drinker who uses both hands for balance, and still manages to strike the furniture. Axeel was Chinese fighting sticked by the second round, negotiating the staircase with both arms extended. Chinese finger puzzled adj. A drinker who puts both hands into a problem and finds that neither will come out sensibly. Myair got Chinese finger puzzled in the coat sleeves and required patient assistance from the hallway. Chinese finger trapped adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to free one hand leaves the other in greater difficulty. Deotha became Chinese finger trapped in the stair rail and apologised to it for several minutes. Chinese fire drilled adj. The state of being drunk and leaving one seat, circling the room, then returning to the wrong one. Rudeen went Chinese fire drilled between the sofa and the kitchen, returning with someone else's glass. Chinese firewalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and separating every conversation so thoroughly that nobody can establish what happened. Brier got Chinese firewalled and gave each guest a different account of the evening. Chinese food syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a sudden need to inspect the floor from a low position. Jakeria became Chinese food syndromed beside the buffet and said the carpet required closer attention. Chinese footed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures every step in short, uncertain units and still overshoots the landing. Jalyssia was Chinese footed on the stairs, placing each foot as though surveying a new building. Chinese full stopped adj. Reduced by drink to halt completely whenever a sentence, doorway or staircase requires continuation. Borbala went Chinese full stopped halfway up the stairs and forgot what the next step was for. Chinese galled adj. Softened by drink into a rounded, tender presence, liable to swell against the furniture. Shauntrice was Chinese galled by midnight, leaning gently into every corner she passed. Chinese geomancied adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging the room according to forces no sober person can locate. Ziane became Chinese geomancied and moved three chairs before attempting the staircase. Chinese goldthreaded adj. Loosened by drink into a fine, wandering line of movement that parts repeatedly near the stairs. Deashley went Chinese goldthreaded through the hallway, dividing from the intended route at each doorway. Chinese gooseberried adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, deliberate pace, with each step requiring seasonal consideration. Martiana was Chinese gooseberried on the stairs, pausing between steps to reconsider the handrail. Chinese goosed adj. Emboldened by drink to advance with a domestic bird's confidence and challenge every obstacle directly. Emelie was Chinese goosed, honking at the coat stand before attempting an ambitious turn. Chinese grapefruited adj. Drunk and moving with such broad, citrus-like momentum that narrow passages become theoretical. Juquana went Chinese grapefruited through the doorway and removed a lampshade with her shoulder. Chinese green radished adj. Drunk enough to descend in a manner that is pale on the outside and unexpectedly vivid underneath. Ikeya came Chinese green radished down the stairs, composed above the waist and hazardous below it.