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chockermanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object appears to require fastening before haulage. Juwayriyah became chockermanned and attempted to secure the lampshade for transport. chockied adj. Reduced by drink to treating chocolate as a complete supper and the evening as unfinished. Avali was chockied at last orders and searched the vending machine for dinner. chocklinged adj. Drunk and delivering a sustained scolding to the person responsible for closing the pub. Danielee became chocklinged when the landlord announced last orders without consultation. chocklited adj. Sharpened by drink into pronouncing confectionery with the confidence of an eyewitness to its manufacture. Denaye got chocklited and corrected the menu's pronunciation before ordering anything. chockoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a uniformed attendant from a fellow passenger. Crusita got chockoed and saluted the taxi marshal before asking for the station. chockstoned (/ˈtʃɒkstəʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you remain wedged in the doorway, regardless of available space. Kima was chockstoned between the pub door and her coat, unable to choose a direction. chocnutted adj. Drunk enough to distribute small, sticky provisions among the party as though provisioning an expedition. Clarice went chocnutted and handed out chocolate bars before anyone found the taxis. choco barred adj. A drinker so far gone that a confection has become both travelling companion and legal adviser. Gracie-jayne went choco barred and consulted her chocolate on the question of going home. choco labbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you friendly, brown-coated, and eager to retrieve every misplaced object. Duc became choco labbed and fetched three abandoned coats from beneath the table. choco milked adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home requires a reassuringly sweet explanation. Airica was choco milked and told the driver she was being taken home for pudding. choco pied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you layered, rounded, and held together by something unexpectedly soft. Chamaya arrived choco pied, wearing two coats and refusing to surrender either to the cloakroom. chocochipped adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming colloquial, fragmentary, and unexpectedly insistent about small confectionery pieces. Ahmer became chocochipped and described each crumb as though it were a separate dessert. chocoed (/ˈt͡ʃɒkəʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into abbreviating both words and the distinction between dessert and dinner. Ananias became chocoed and asked whether the landlord served the dark variety by the pint. chocoflanned adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a firm upper manner over a yielding, custard-like interior. Georganna went chocoflanned and insisted on walking, then accepted the first taxi offered. chocogasmed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet sensation, and prepared to prolong it through one further round. Baneen became chocogasmed and ordered dessert instead of looking for her coat. chocoholicked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards cocoa as both sustenance and a defensible personal dependency. Mauresha got chocoholicked and requested a side order of truffles with her crisps.