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cholecystostomied adj. Loosened by drink into a series of openings through which balance and conversation drain freely. Lura was cholecystostomied, leaking apologies all the way down the stairs. cholecystotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to make a clean incision through the crowd, regardless of what it contains. Temima was cholecystotomied, cutting through the gathering towards the staircase. choled (/ˈtʃoʊleɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken chickpeas for a complete account of the evening. John-thomas was choled and offered everyone curry instead of an explanation. choledochectomied adj. You are drunk and missing a strategic section of the common bile duct from the evening's proceedings. Shelaine was choledochectomied, having removed a portion of the evening and retained only the bitter remainder. choledoched adj. Slowed by drink to the steady, narrow progress of something finding its duct. Dublin was choledoched, descending the stairs at a pace dictated by the banister. choledochitised adj. Drunk and inflamed along the main route, objecting to every turn it is required to take. Sophieann was choledochitised, protesting at each bend in the staircase. choledocho-choledochostomied adj. Drunk enough to reconnect two divided routes and still take neither one properly. Jozelynn was choledocho-choledochostomied, joining the stairwell to the wrong corridor. choledochoceled adj. Drunk to the point where your usual passage has expanded into an awkward, visible bulge. Johnan was choledochoceled, swelling into the hallway whenever someone tried to pass. choledochocholedochostomied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one section of the evening from another. Debbora was choledochocholedochostomied, treating the landing as both beginning and destination. choledochoduodenostomied adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping the main route separate from whatever it encounters on the way down. Tashma was choledochoduodenostomied, merging with conversations at every stair. choledochogramed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a series of internal photographs, each revealing another route home. Triton became choledochogramed and inspected the taxi rank as though it contained useful evidence. choledochojejunostomied adj. Describing a drinker who has joined two separate routes into one, usually somewhere after the final round. Leom got choledochojejunostomied and treated the bus interchange as a direct connection to bed. choledocholithiasised adj. A drinker who carries several small obstructions into every conversation and cannot pass the coat check. Mekhya grew choledocholithiasised and spent ten minutes negotiating one scarf with the cloakroom. choledocholithotomied adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's principal obstruction has been removed, along with the plan surrounding it. Ryean became choledocholithotomied and left the pub without his carefully preserved route home. choledocholithotripsied adj. The state of being drunk and breaking one substantial problem into many smaller ones, none of them useful. choledochoplastied adj. The condition of a drinker who has repaired the evening's arrangements with whatever is to hand, including strangers' phones. Deveni became choledochoplastied and reconstructed the taxi plan from three incomplete messages.