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Chinese knotweeded adj. Drunk and spreading through the departing crowd, attaching to every coat and conversation. Kimbree became Chinese knotweeded at closing time and delayed three people at the cloakroom. Chinese lacquer treed adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears suitable for a glossy, mildly poisonous finish. Scharron became Chinese lacquer treed and handled the table as though it required sealing. Chinese landinged adj. Drunk to the point where every arrival is made at a noticeable angle. Hovanes made a Chinese landinged approach to the taxi, one shoulder considerably lower. Chinese lanterned adj. Drunk enough to glow conspicuously in the dark and attract assistance from across the street. J-jay was Chinese lanterned beneath the station sign, brightly visible and awaiting collection. Chinese leafed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining compact, unfolding across the back seat on the way home. Willo was Chinese leafed by the time the taxi turned, occupying both rear seats. Chinese lilacked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sobriety, flowering briefly at the taxi rank before drooping. Bunyamin was Chinese lilacked by closing time, fragrant with optimism and leaning on the meter. Chinese macaronied adj. Drunk in a way that substitutes several incompatible arrangements for a straightforward route home. Kahea became Chinese macaronied and ordered the same taxi from three different directions. Chinese magic mirrored adj. Drunk, with the result that a bright reflection from the pub appears to reveal a second journey. Jakeara was Chinese magic mirrored and saw the taxi destination projected on the opposite wall. Chinese mallowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pavement seem medicinal and every bench restorative. Terre was Chinese mallowed by last orders and prescribed himself a bench beside the taxi rank. Chinese mantised adj. Drunk to the extent of folding patiently beside the exit, waiting for the next movement. Dulcie was Chinese mantised beside the coat stand, folded neatly but unable to leave. Chinese medicined adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy that requires another round before it can take effect. Ayvah was Chinese medicined and recommended one final restorative drink before the taxi. Chinese menued adj. Drunk since last orders, and still selecting among routes, coats and taxis without choosing one. Zalaysia was Chinese menued at the kerb, requesting one option from every available category. Chinese mestizaed (/ˌt͡ʃaɪ̯.n̪ɪs mɛsˈt̪iː.zad/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the cloakroom and taxi rank as one shared department. Leyona was Chinese mestizaed by closing time, presenting the cloakroom ticket to the driver. Chinese mestizoed (/ˌt͡ʃaɪ̯.n̪ɪs mɛsˈt̪iː.zod/) adj. Still drunk, and maintaining several incompatible accounts of how the evening will end. Leontae was Chinese mestizoed, insisting the taxi was both waiting and already home. Chinese miled adj. A drinker who estimates the distance home at roughly half what it will turn out to be, and sets off with full confidence. Midred was Chinese miled and insisted the flat was practically next door, a claim the next forty minutes did not support. Chinese mitten crabbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to clutch the cloakroom ticket with furry determination and retreat sideways. Abubacarr was Chinese mitten crabbed at the exit, gripping his ticket and sidling towards the taxi.