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chop-logicked adj. Drunk beyond sensible argument, with every objection to leaving converted into a reason for staying. Shoshawna was chop-logicked, rebutting the coat-check attendant until the lights came on. chop-shopped adj. Drunk to the extent of being disassembled by the evening, with each component sent home separately. Jalacia was chop-shopped, her phone with one friend and her coat with another by midnight. chopboated adj. Still drunk, and ferrying coats, glasses and fellow passengers towards the larger vessel of the night bus. chopcherried adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a cherry game as a matter of exacting personal honour. Sandip got chopcherried and disputed the scoring of the cherry game until the landlord intervened. chopchurched adj. Loosened by drink into trading ecclesiastical preferments with the confidence of a secular priest. Briceton became chopchurched and began assigning benefices to people who had not requested them. chopetted adj. Emboldened by drink to address a small cutlet as though it were a substantial meal. Turell, chopetted, addressed the leftover cutlet as though it were Sunday lunch. chophoused adj. Drunk and treating every inexpensive steakhouse as an establishment of serious culinary consequence. Abass got chophoused and requested the provenance of a steak nobody had recommended. chopined (/tʃəʊˈpiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a quarter-litre wine bottle from a personal summons. Kontar became chopined and answered the little Bordeaux bottle whenever it was opened. chopinned adj. Drunk to the point where each additional measure is administered in nearly half-pint units. Kareen became chopinned and measured the evening in almost-half-pints of stout. chopleted adj. Drunk beyond accepting that meat moulded like a chop is merely a food product. Pacifico was chopleted and asked whether the moulded meat had been trained for the part. choplogicked adj. The state of being drunk and arranging faulty reasoning into neat, aggressively persuasive portions. Autumn-grace became choplogicked and divided every objection into pieces small enough to dismiss. chopmilled adj. Drunk, with the result that the night is processed roughly and fed into whatever vehicle arrives first. chopped (/t͡ʃɒpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to order the meatiest item available, then carry it towards the coat stand. Kamile was chopped, ordering the largest cut on the menu before discovering the kitchen had closed. chopped and screweded adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the tempo of conversation, skips beats, and scratches across every recollection. Ryleigh became chopped and screweded, answering each question several seconds after its conversational moment. chopped livered (/ˈt͡ʃɒpt ˌlɪvəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor slight acquires the dignity of a Jewish pâté left unappreciated. Alcee got chopped livered and complained that nobody had spread his contribution on bread. chopped logicked adj. Drunk to a degree that sophistry appears preferable to a conclusion reached without it. Fola became chopped logicked and defended the missing glass through a series of improper inferences.