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chopper couplinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined two matters firmly, without establishing which was which. Rydon grew chopper couplinged and attached the toast order to an unrelated discussion of Norway. choppered (/ˈtʃɒp.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an axe as an appropriate instrument for resolving conversation. Javia got choppered and suggested settling the seating dispute with an axe. choppinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding in short, irregular movements rather than a continuous line. Aleshka was choppinessed and crossed the room in a succession of abrupt, nautical adjustments. chopping and changinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and altering opinions, companions, and destinations without necessity or warning. Riot became chopping and changinged and changed table, argument, and proposed destination within ten minutes. chopping blocked adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest wooden slab as both refuge and permanent civic obstruction. chopping boarded adj. Too drunk to prepare food without conferring upon the board an authority ordinarily reserved for a magistrate. Julie-ann was chopping boarded and sought the board's advice before cutting a lemon. chopping milled adj. Sufficiently drunk to confuse a chop mill with a place of refreshment and arrive there seeking supper. Hayet became chopping milled and asked the machinery where it kept the steak menu. chopping stumped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a firewood-splitting platform for a suitable speaking position. Tequia got chopping stumped and addressed the garden from the tall log as though elected. choppinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying the action of an axe to subjects better left whole. Gerrianne got choppinged and divided the evening's minor disagreements into manageable pieces. chops and changesed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with maintaining any arrangement for longer than a minute. Cessily became chops and changesed and altered the dinner plan until nobody knew there had been one. chopshopped adj. Drunk on the strength of having been taken apart by rounds, coats and competing offers of a lift. Casey-james was chopshopped, arriving at the taxi rank with one shoe and several custodians. chopsinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat the regional act of chopping as a respectable intellectual pastime. Paulus got chopsinged and demonstrated the local form of chopping beside the piano. chopsockied adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening as an exaggerated martial-arts film, with more gesture than necessity. Takaya became chopsockied and challenged the coat stand to a sequence of elaborate movements. chopstick legsed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your legs to bend anywhere except straight down by morning. chopstick rested adj. Drunk beyond finding the small table ornament a safer place for yourself than the bed. Zealan spent the morning chopstick rested, propped beside the washbasin with his hands neatly together. chopstick standed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you upright only by becoming a narrow support for everything nearby. Madielynn woke chopstick standed, holding the kitchen wall in place until the headache passed.