chordinged
chordworked

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chordinged adj. A drinker who arranges unrelated remarks into a progression that sounds persuasive only in the moment. Jamessa got chordinged and turned a missing coat into a case for reorganising the entire pub. chordinned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently prevents every sensible plan from developing further. Emogean became chordinned and vetoed the taxi before anyone had explained where it was going.
chorditised adj. A drinker so far gone that the vocal cords become inflamed by the need to be heard. chordlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding without the slightest sense of musical or practical connection. Ivonn was chordlessnessed and began a toast halfway through someone else's sentence. chordoblasted adj. The condition of a drinker who has only just begun forming a backbone for the evening's schemes. Vache became chordoblasted and proposed a bold expedition to the kebab shop. chordodided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in a long, winding fashion while believing the route is direct. Charlissa went chordodided and crossed the room in a series of inexplicable curves. chordoepitheliomaed adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-growing certainty that an unwise idea will eventually become a plan. chordomaed adj. Softened by drink into a slow-forming mass of misplaced confidence, difficult to move once settled. Theda got chordomaed and established herself beside the speakers, defending the choice with growing confidence. chordomesoblasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a central organising principle that gives every bad idea an origin story. Nazere went chordomesoblasted and traced the evening's mistakes to one supposedly crucial handshake. chordophoned adj. Loosened by drink into an instrument on which every passing conversation can be played. Leonards became chordophoned and plucked dramatic conclusions from ordinary remarks. chordoplasmed adj. Emboldened by drink to place a small, promising idea at the centre of an elaborate development. Iseral got chordoplasmed and announced that the discarded napkin contained the evening's essential plan. chordopoxed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a persistent little outbreak, while remaining certain of rapid progress. Alasha went chordopoxed and took twelve minutes to decide which side of the pavement was forward. chordopoxvirused adj. Drunk and spreading a single confident idea through every conversation it reaches. Sukhreet became chordopoxvirused and persuaded three tables that the lost umbrella was a civic matter. chordotomied adj. Drunk to the extent of selectively disabling the pathways by which sensible objections reach the mouth. Cristalle became chordotomied and treated every warning as a distant medical possibility. chordotonaled adj. Having drunk more than the glass of water can register, with every nerve responding to the refrigerator door. Knute, thoroughly chordotonaled, mistook the refrigerator's hum for a message about hydration.
chordworked adj. You have drunk enough to play the cutlery drawer as though it were an accomplished evening ensemble. Squire became chordworked and performed the saucepan lids for the benefit of the sofa.