choreoacanthocytosised
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choreoacanthocytosised adj. The state of being drunk and unable to make the journey from kitchen to sofa in a straight line. choreoathetosised adj. Drunk and moving through a mixture of wandering gestures and determinedly twisting attempts to reach the glass. Vane became choreoathetosised beside the coffee table, pursuing the water with both elbows.
choreodramaed adj. Drunk to the point where fetching a glass of water is acted out as a domestic tragedy. Raneisha became choreodramaed, portraying the empty jug before discovering the tap. choreoed (/ˈkɔɹioʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned formal movement to the journey from bar to lavatory. Alaynah became choreoed and crossed the room in eight deliberate movements, none necessary. choreographered adj. Drunk past the point of sitting down without first planning the sofa's movements in detail. Suriyah became choreographered and assigned each cushion a precise role in the descent. choreographicsed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tidying, arranging the aftermath into patterns whose purpose is clear only to the person lying among them. Casea was choreographicsed, placing empty glasses in a careful spiral around the rug. choreographied (/ˌkɒɹiˌɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns fetching water and finding the sofa into a carefully ordered dance. Hatina became choreographied and made the journey from tap to sofa in three deliberate sequences. choreographisted adj. Drunk in a way that gives every trip to the kitchen an opening, middle and unnecessarily formal ending. Davit became choreographisted and bowed to the sofa before sitting beside it. choreologied adj. The state of being drunk and annotating every stagger as a significant movement. Nixola became choreologied and insisted the trip to the lavatory had three distinct phases. choreologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub floor requires notation before he can cross it. Myrlee got choreologisted and marked each trip to the bar with a careful flourish. choreomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot hear a tune without immediately demonstrating it. Meron got choreomaniaed and danced beside the fruit machine until closing time. choreomusicologied adj. Reduced by drink to explaining how every song dictates a particular movement of the knees. Jahzarra became choreomusicologied and lectured over the jukebox about its effect on footwork. choreopoemed adj. Softened by drink into delivering verse while expressing each line with the whole body. Bana got choreopoemed and recited a sonnet through a sequence of careful shoulder movements. choreotriched adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, whirling creature, circling the ale mat with marine persistence. Austinjames went choreotriched and revolved around the table whenever anyone raised a glass. choreotrichided adj. Loosened by drink into a minute swimmer, drifting from conversation to conversation in lively spirals. Josanne became choreotrichided and floated between groups without completing a single sentence.
chorepiscopused adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint himself bishop of the snug and issue rural decrees. Chrishonda got chorepiscopused and began granting dispensations for unfinished pints.