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chow mein bunned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly contain, and sealing the overflow beneath a brown-sauced exterior. Hiyam was chow mein bunned and concealed a complicated argument beneath cheerful gravy. chow meined (/tʃaʊ mind/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a westernised Chinese argument: tangled, serviceable, and not entirely authentic. Sauel was chow meined and presented a complicated account of noodles, landlords, and maritime law. chow timed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the hour for mealtime and the morning for permission. chow-chowed adj. Of a drinker: preserved in a thick sweetness of recollection, with every minor incident sealed for future use. Dashonte was chow-chowed and recalled the evening's least significant remark with ceremonial precision. chowchillaed adj. You have drunk enough to adopt the logrunner's fixed attention, low posture, and unaccountable interest in timber. Valette was chowchillaed and inspected the pub skirting boards for signs of movement. chowchowed adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the evening's smallest events until they are no longer recognisable as fresh experience. Emmert was chowchowed and produced an old complaint from beneath several layers of politeness. chowder beered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you steeped overnight, darkened by spruce and regretting the morning. Shaquay woke chowder beered, tasting faintly of treacle and something that had once been a tree. chowder headed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's simplest instruction becomes an ambitious intellectual exercise. Dekari was chowder headed by breakfast, unable to determine whether the kettle required water. chowder-headed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning after seem a convincing argument against thought. Iyuna remained chowder-headed, studying the toaster as though it had failed an examination. chowdered (/ˈt͡ʃaʊdɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become thick, creamy in judgement, and liable to incorporate whatever is nearby. Cosma was chowdered and absorbed three unrelated conversations into one substantial account. chowderheaded (/ˈt͡ʃaʊdɚhɛdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of being a dummy before breakfast, with yesterday's decisions still in charge. chowdowned adj. Drunk on the strength of a vigorous meal, then left remorsefully vigorous in the morning. chowdried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private headache from a matter requiring formal representation. Brya was chowdried, explaining the coffee shortage to the corner shop's cashier. chowed (/t͡ʃaʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking snacks for a complete and defensible philosophy of sustenance. Lakrystal was chowed and defended dry roasted peanuts as a balanced supper. chowhounded adj. Drunk by the third round, and still capable of locating every edible thing in the building. Camilah woke chowhounded and identified yesterday's takeaway from across the flat. chowkatted (/t͡ʃaʊˈkætd/) adj. Still drunk, and framed by the doorway while the morning passed without admitting you. Dwija stood chowkatted in the kitchen doorway, holding a mug and awaiting further architectural instruction.