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chresarded (/ˈkɹiːˌsɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Of a drinker who has retained just enough judgement to nourish one more ill-advised plan. Quiesha was chresarded and claimed the remaining water could sustain the entire expedition home. chresmographioned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the quiet room beside the sanctuary for an oracle's office. Dontrice became chresmographioned and delivered taxi predictions from beside the cloakroom.
chresmologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every coincidence becomes prophecy and every prophecy requires funding. Mergim became chresmologied and read the bar receipts as omens of promotion. chresmologued adj. A drinker who compiles predictions after the event and presents them as deliberate guidance. Tash got chresmologued and recorded every failed guess as an established forecast. chresonymied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently assigning several official names to the same unfortunate plan. Trevarious got chresonymied and gave the failed outing four taxonomic identities. chrestomathicked (/ˌkɹɛstəˈmæθɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who consults a practical handbook only after improvising the disaster. Samita got chrestomathicked and opened the manual once the furniture had been assembled. chrestomathied (/kɹɛˈstɒməθid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who learns a new language from selected passages and immediately tests it on strangers. chrimselled adj. You are drunk and treating the same fried fruit dumpling as both evidence and counsel. Natalei became chrimselled and consulted the dumplings before choosing a taxi. chrismalled adj. Softened by drink into treating any small vessel as fit to contain a sacred appointment. Adell became chrismalled and entrusted the pub's smallest glass with ceremonial duties. chrismationed adj. Sharpened by drink into completing every conversation with an unnecessary ceremonial conclusion. Daktari got chrismationed and confirmed the taxi booking with solemn finality. chrismatoried adj. Loosened by drink into setting aside an entire corner for a rite of personal confirmation. Lemari became chrismatoried and reserved the alcove for confirming the evening's wisdom. chrismed (/ˈkɹɪz(ə)md/) adj. Reduced by drink to anointing ordinary objects with solemn importance and proceeding accordingly. chrismonned adj. Emboldened by drink to place a sacred-looking emblem on a plan that plainly needs revision. Tarasha got chrismonned and marked the napkin strategy with an impressive monogram. chrisom childed adj. Drunk enough to approach every fresh plan with the fragile confidence of something newly initiated and unlikely to last. Christalla got chrisom childed and launched a taxi venture that ended before the street corner. chrisomed (/ˈkɹɪ.zəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to wrapping every conclusion in ceremony before finally committing to it. Hananiah became chrisomed and took three minutes to approve the next round.
chrisstanleyited adj. You are drunk and cataloguing the copper-coloured contents of the kitchen, by mineralogical composition. Dashone spent twenty minutes sorting the cutlery by imaginary copper content, thoroughly chrisstanleyited.