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Chabadniked (/həˈbɑdnɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of private balance, and organising the whole table into a support structure. Galen was Chabadniked and recruited three chairs to supervise his descent. Chablised adj. Drunk beyond the point at which dry white wine can be distinguished from a dry landing. Euriah was Chablised and praised the staircase for its excellent vintage. Chacatoed adj. Drunk, with the result that each step is approached as an unfamiliar piece of ground. Warith got Chacatoed, stopping at the landing to establish where he was. Chachapoyaed adj. Drunk to a degree that has you negotiating the stairs as though they were suspended in cloud forest. Jazaiya was Chachapoyaed and climbed towards the landing through an imaginary mist. Chachied adj. Drunk to the extent of moving through the room with every limb following a different route. Mykhala was Chachied and reached the stairs by several unrelated directions. Chachmahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dispensing wisdom so freely that even the fruit machine receives some. Kamillah became Chachmahed and explained patience to the fruit machine between pints. Chackchiumaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide which coat belongs to you at the end of the evening. Zakarian was Chackchiumaed, carrying two coats towards the taxi rank with quiet conviction. Chaco nothuraed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps low to the ground and moves cautiously towards home. Charnel went Chaco nothuraed beneath the pub windows, avoiding the attention of the taxi queue. Chad Thundercocked adj. Reduced by drink to swaggering through last orders as though the pub were an audience. Norrell arrived Chad Thundercocked at the taxi rank, posing while everyone else checked the fare. Chadbanded adj. Softened by drink into delivering a smug little sermon about coats, taxis and responsible departures. Gene was Chadbanded by last orders, preaching patience to people already waiting for cabs. Chadburned adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing engine-room orders for the journey home. Clever went Chadburned at closing time and directed the taxi as though commanding a liner. Chadded (/t͡ʃædd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes every remaining stranger is waiting to hear his plans for getting home. Nydra got Chadded and explained the entire night bus timetable to a disinterested barman. Chadetted adj. Loosened by drink into treating the coatroom and taxi queue as a personal sphere of command. Laytham became Chadetted after last orders and reorganised the queue without being asked. Chadfished adj. Emboldened by drink to present a more attractive version of yourself to the taxi queue. Kailanny got Chadfished and used a flattering photograph to secure the final taxi. Chadfishinged adj. Slowed by drink to constructing an attractive identity when the only remaining task is getting home. Kaydince became Chadfishinged outside the pub, editing a profile while the taxi waited. Chadianed adj. Drunk and quietly committed to a long, practical journey home with no further conversation. Addisynn was Chadianed by closing time, walking steadily while the others argued about taxis.