Chinese water torturedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow at Quentisha, who ordered their coffee in a slightly Chinese water tortured manner, complete with dramatic hand gestures.Chinese waxedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Gianella attempted to high-five a painting, proving they were truly Chinese waxed.Chinese whispersedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Glasses askew, Gracie-beau grinned widely, appearing thoroughly Chinese whispersed.Chinese whistedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Chinese white dolphinnedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Chinese white pearedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.Sanjot attempted to order a pizza from a shoe, appearing quite Chinese white peared.Chinese white radishedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.In the midst of the chaos, Greg sat on the stairs, looking somewhat dazed and Chinese white radished.Chinese whitedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Chinese wolfberriedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Kalil attempted a magic trick with a deck of cards, looking quite comically Chinese wolfberried.Chinese wolfedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Chinese yammedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Mariola started a sing-along with random strangers on the bus, belting out '90s pop hits with all the enthusiasm of someone who is undeniably Chinese yammed.Chinese yo-yoedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.In the midst of a heated game of charades, Elanur attempted to act out a rainbow, hilariously Chinese yo-yoed.Chinese zodiackedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Chinesed(/t͡ʃaɪˈniːzd/)adj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.A passing goose honked disapprovingly at Ednamay, who was inexplicably Chinesed in the park.Chinesemannedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.At the poker table, Coleon nonchalantly bet their shoes, clearly Chinesemanned.Chinesenessedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Konnie confessed their love to a vending machine, romantically Chinesenessed.