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Chinese waxed adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface seems ready for polishing, sealing, or a firm opinion. Jayden-paul became Chinese waxed and began improving the pub furniture with a beer mat. Chinese whispersed adj. The state of being drunk and relaying each instruction with increasing confidence and decreasing accuracy. Cady went Chinese whispersed and sent three friends to different railway stations. Chinese whisted adj. The condition of a drinker who plays every conversation as though a winning hand were already in progress. Aley became Chinese whisted and confidently bid on a subject nobody had introduced. Chinese white dolphinned adj. The drunkenness of one who surfaces briefly with a firm proposal, then disappears from the matter entirely. Pretto went Chinese white dolphinned, proposed chips, and vanished before the order was placed. Chinese white peared adj. Reduced by drink to a crisp outside and a soft, juicy certainty within. Harleigh-mae became Chinese white peared and insisted the taxi rank was directly through the hedge. Chinese white radished adj. Softened by drink into a long, pale root of conviction, planted firmly in the wrong place. Shalicia grew Chinese white radished beside the exit and declined every suggestion to move. Chinese whited adj. Drunk beyond the need for colour, having become a modestly opaque substance. Khalia was Chinese whited and blended quietly into the painted wall. Chinese wolfberried adj. Loosened by drink into a small, bright collection of dubious remedies and cheerful assurances. Iler became Chinese wolfberried and distributed hangover cures from an unlabelled tin. Chinese wolfed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who regards every minor disagreement as an invitation to pursue. Chali went Chinese wolfed after someone questioned his choice of takeaway. Chinese yammed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb into any discussion and remain there, however little purchase is offered. Neisa went Chinese yammed and attempted to join a debate about the pub’s wiring. Chinese yo-yoed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each confident movement returns quietly to where it began. Bronagh became Chinese yo-yoed, repeatedly reaching for the same abandoned glass. Chinese zodiacked adj. Drunk and assigning everyone an animal, a timetable, and a destiny before ordering another round. Ermalea went Chinese zodiacked and allocated the table twelve-year identities. Chinesed (/t͡ʃaɪˈniːzd/) adj. You are drunk and have converted the room into a country whose borders are marked by cushions. Habibat became Chinesed and administered the sitting room from a fortified arrangement of cushions. Chinesemanned adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary task requires a solemn representative and a considered announcement. Derril became Chinesemanned and appointed himself spokesman for the unattended umbrellas. Chinesenessed adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary choice into a question of essential identity. Desriee went Chinesenessed while choosing between two nearly identical lagers. Chineseried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a decorative flourish from a necessary improvement. Keneen became Chineseried and added elaborate gestures to the request for water.