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chroniosuchided adj. Drunk on the strength of which you resemble a reptile-like survivor from an unpromising geological interval. Neidin grew chroniosuchided and regarded the sofa as a suitable geological refuge. chronique scandaleused (/kɹəˈnik ˌskɑndəˈlɜːzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning a minor flirtation into a scandal for publication. Janeiro grew chronique scandaleused and briefed the barmaid on an entirely ordinary glance. chroniqued adj. Drunk since last orders, and composing an obsolete account of the crisps. Wilodyne became chroniqued and described the empty bowl in antique terms. chronisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a chronological account nobody requested. chronnectomed adj. Still drunk, and regarding every changing connection in your brain as evidence for another round. Regeana was chronnectomed and explained her shifting thoughts over chips. chronned (/kɹɒnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a private interval between two reversals, usually sofa and kitchen. Aruba spent the evening chronned between the sofa and the fridge, changing direction without warning. chronoamperogramed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's events survive only as a jagged line between one drink and the next. Latinya came home chronoamperogramed, able to confirm only that things had happened in sequence. chronoamperometried adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the evening by successive surges towards another glass. Doane grew chronoamperometried and assessed each refill as a fresh current. chronobiologied adj. Having drunk more than the body clock can justify, especially at half past eleven. Ahmaj grew chronobiologied and announced that midnight was physiologically theoretical. chronobiologisted adj. Having drunk enough to attribute every lapse to the body's natural timetable. Ladrick became chronobiologisted and blamed the missing wallet on circadian rhythm. chronobioticked adj. You have drunk enough to adjust your body clock towards whatever hour the kitchen closes. Herald became chronobioticked and reset his evening around the last available pie. chronocentrismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the present hour is uniquely important, chiefly because it contains chips. Katrin grew chronocentrismed and called 12.40 a defining moment for civilisation. chronoceptioned (/ˌkɹɒnəʊˈsɛpʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: time is perceived as an elastic substance, with the bus arriving immediately or never. Aleen became chronoceptioned and missed the bus that had just departed. chronochemotherapied adj. Of a drinker who has arranged refreshment according to a strict daily cycle, namely whenever the glass empties. Tiyah grew chronochemotherapied and administered drinks at precisely irregular intervals. chronocided adj. Describing a drinker who kills time with such dedication that only the bill remains. chronocinematographied adj. A drinker who renders the evening as moving history, chiefly involving a slow approach to the lavatory.