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chronogrammatisted adj. Describing a drinker who composes dated inscriptions on menus, receipts and the patience of friends. Novah became chronogrammatisted and wrote the departure time across three abandoned menus. chronographed (/ˈkɹɒnəɡɹɑːfd/) adj. A drinker who records the evening as though every conversation were an official dated inscription. Terryl went chronographed and annotated the guest list with times of arrival and emotional significance. chronographered adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion receives a complete history before being allowed home. Fatyma became chronographered and traced the barman's career back to childhood. chronographied adj. The state of being drunk and recording the past at length for an audience that has stopped listening. Ashkii grew chronographied and narrated the evening's events to people who had witnessed them. chronohorizonned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the furthest visible person for the boundary of the social world. Marlenee was chronohorizonned, treating the far end of the bar as an unreachable frontier. chronohygiened adj. The drunkenness of one who has rearranged everyone's work schedule while claiming to improve their health. Alexio was chronohygiened and prescribed shorter shifts to friends who had not asked. chronoinfusioned adj. Reduced by drink to accepting a fresh dose at regular intervals, regardless of what the company had planned. Watts became chronoinfusioned and ordered another round whenever anyone mentioned leaving. chronoisothermed adj. Softened by drink into maintaining the same emotional temperature throughout every conversation. Jahlaya went chronoisothermed and responded to apologies, insults and compliments with equal warmth. chronokinesised adj. Sharpened by drink into believing you can control when other people arrive, leave or remember the evening. Landell became chronokinesised and ordered friends to repeat the last ten minutes. chronolatried (/kɹəʊˈnɒlətɹɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into worshipping the clock, the closing bell and anyone who knows the exact time. chronolected (/ˈkɹɒnəʊlɛktd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to speak in the fashionable language of a particular decade, regardless of the company's age. Waliyah became chronolected and addressed the younger guests in expressions from her schooldays. chronologered adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the evening into a sequence, with minor inaccuracies. chronological aged adj. Having drunk enough to assign your actual age to every stage of the evening. Gyna grew chronological aged and explained precisely when the second glass had occurred. chronologicitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to insist that events occur in their proper order. Kunte was chronologicitied and objected to hearing the conclusion before the anecdote. chronologied (/kɹəˈnɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. You are drunk and assigning the evening a beginning, middle and doubtful conclusion. Jaell was chronologied and narrated the party as though it had already become history. chronologisted (/kɹəˈnɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to identify which incident came first, though not necessarily where.