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chrysoerioled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a methylated, morning-after version of yesterday's brightness. Adessa woke chrysoerioled, brightened chemically but unable to manage the school run. chrysogened adj. The drunkenness of one who has crystallised yellowly overnight and now dissolves before the kettle. Emoree woke chrysogened, yellowly composed until the smell of coffee began to undo him. chrysogeninned adj. Reduced by drink to a family of yellow morning pigments, each related but independently unhelpful. Urika was chrysogeninned, yellow about the face and offering several related explanations for missing breakfast. chrysogined adj. Softened by drink into a yellow fungal residue, with yesterday's confidence still faintly productive. chrysogorgiided adj. Sharpened by drink into soft, branching movements that occupy the entire bed. chrysographed adj. Loosened by drink into a document written in gold, legible only until the first cup of tea. Huria left a chrysographed note on the fridge, its golden certainty fading beside the milk. chrysographered adj. Emboldened by drink to decorate the morning's simplest instructions in grand, expensive-looking lettering. chrysographied adj. Slowed by drink to inscribe every breakfast decision in gold before acting upon it. Nancyanne was chrysographied, taking several minutes to write ‘tea’ in the margin of the menu. chrysoidined adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every yellow-orange object for a sound financial investment. Ashveen became chrysoidined and offered to purchase the lampshade as a rare mineral. chrysoidinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could justify and begun pricing the room by colour. Markease got chrysoidinned and valued the mustard as though it were an asset. chrysoine resorcinoled adj. You have drunk enough to declare the golden-yellow tablecloth suitable for colouring the entire banquet. Angelamarie was chrysoine resorcinoled and recommended the tablecloth as a food additive. chrysolaminarinned adj. You are drunk and storing every useful thought in a golden reserve, none of which can now be accessed. Josuel became chrysolaminarinned and announced that his best ideas were safely stored in the bread basket. chrysolited (/ˈkɹɪs.əˌlaɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently identifying green glassware as precious stone and negotiating accordingly. chrysologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun explaining wealth creation through precious metals, with no wealth to begin with. Aeralynn got chrysologied and proposed funding the next round with the pub's brass fittings. chrysomed adj. Drunk to the point where a white covering confers immediate confidence on an otherwise poor decision. Wylee became chrysomed and crowned the takeaway box before ordering another course. chrysomelided (/ˌkɹaɪ.soʊˈmɛ.lɪdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who settles on the nearest leaf, then defends it as a sensible retreat. Gio became chrysomelided and crouched behind the houseplant during a perfectly ordinary conversation.