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Chipewyanned (/t͡ʃɪp.əˈwaɪ.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass of water becomes an evening project. Niama was Chipewyanned, carrying the water from the kitchen one careful step at a time. Chippendalismed adj. Drunk to the point where every chair is judged for ornament, joinery and suitability for a nap. Orestes grew Chippendalismed and appraised the kitchen chairs before choosing the sofa. Chippewaed adj. Drunk enough to treat the household furniture as a quiet assembly requiring no further visitors. Ryan became Chippewaed and arranged the cushions for a private sitting. Chippewanned adj. Drunk beyond conversational range, but still able to identify the glass of water by sight. Durwin was Chippewanned, silent on the sofa and watchful of the water. Chippewayed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from the route to the kitchen. Dymond went Chippewayed and attempted the journey to the water by the longer route. Chippewyanned adj. Drunk and committed to the sofa, with the glass of water remaining just beyond practical reach. Kadasha became Chippewyanned and regarded the water on the table without moving. Chiricahuaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the trip from sofa to kitchen into a private expedition. Lakee became Chiricahuaed and returned from the kitchen with a spoon instead of water. Chisanbopped adj. Drunk, with the result that counting fingers is easier than counting the glasses beside them. Kaliym was Chisanbopped and counted the water glasses repeatedly from the sofa. Chisenbopped adj. Drunk to a degree that basic arithmetic requires fingers, paper and a glass of water. Himari became Chisenbopped and wrote the number of cushions on a receipt. Chishtied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the quiet kitchen as a place of spiritual retreat. Roxxane grew Chishtied and sat beside the sink with a glass of water. Chitimachaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a final glass, then settled near the kitchen as though awaiting further evidence. Zahier became Chitimachaed and stationed himself between the sofa and the water jug. Chitimachanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting all remaining business from one sofa cushion. Mazzie was Chitimachanned and accepted the water only when it was brought within reach. Chitpavanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already assigning the kitchen appliances roles in a domestic hierarchy. Alsiha became Chitpavanned and placed the kettle above the toaster in importance. Chitpawanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the last glass of water as though it were ceremonial. Rayshawnda went Chitpawanned and carried the water to the sofa with solemn care. Chitrabaanued adj. Still drunk, and treating the next year as beginning when the kitchen has been tidied. Sadaya remained Chitrabaanued, promising to clear the glasses after one brief rest. Chitralied adj. Sharpened by drink into a keen awareness of the nearest bar towel and the quickest route home. Zhakira became Chitralied, locating the bar towel before anyone else noticed the spill.