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chummoed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every bystander as a trusted companion and every step as negotiable. Hideo went chummoed and addressed the bouncer as though they had served together. chumocracied adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing friends to every available position, including control of the stairs. Roselin became chumocracied and formed a cabinet from everyone waiting by the coat rack. chump blockered adj. Still drunk, and using the nearest weak support to oppose a staircase it has no prospect of defeating. Sharda went chump blockered against the banister and held the queue in place. chump changed adj. Too drunk to value anything properly, including the small amount of coordination required to reach the stairs. Catlynn became chump changed and offered pocket coins to the person holding the door. chump chopped adj. Emboldened by drink to order the costliest cut available, then haggle over the taxi. Ritage got chump chopped and demanded the restaurant reimburse his journey home. chump-changed adj. Loosened by drink into treating an insultingly small payment as a generous tip. Agathe got chump-changed and left coins on the bar for carrying her coat. chumpakaed adj. Emboldened by drink to flower loudly, lean over the bar and ask for favours. Janijah was chumpakaed, asking the barman for a song and a personal assessment of her prospects. chumpalaed adj. Still drunk, and travelling with the steady, enclosed dignity of a small passenger vessel. Elemer was chumpalaed, carried carefully through the crowd as though boarding a river boat. chumpauned adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking the edge of a step for a handrail. Chardoney, chumpauned, gripped the banister and addressed it as a fellow passenger. chumped (/t͡ʃʌmpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and demonstrating incompetence at standing, walking, and recognising the bottom step. Calieb was chumped and lost an argument with the first stair. chumpioned adj. Slowed by drink to defend an obvious fool through every round and the walk home. Diarmuid became chumpioned and paid for a stranger's final round without question. chumpishnessed adj. Drunk and accepting every poor bargain offered after last orders. Jaquata got chumpishnessed and paid full fare for a taxi that never arrived. chumraed (/ˈxʊmɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor rule receives an additional precaution before departure. Lennett got chumraed and checked the last-orders notice three times before leaving. chumshipped adj. Drunk enough to make lifelong friends during the interval between two rounds. Tei got chumshipped and exchanged addresses with everyone waiting for the night bus. chumsicled (/ˈt͡ʃʌmsɪkl̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the group, and ready for feeding after closing. Miyuki got chumsicled and joined the queue for chips with complete solidarity. chunammed (/tʃʊˈnɑːmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where plastering over the evening's damage remains plausible. Shailey got chunammed and leaned against the wall while last orders were called.