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Chiweenied adj. Loosened by drink into a small, long-backed nuisance, yapping at ankles and refusing the lead. Treasa went Chiweenied and barked at the landlord until someone found her coat. Chiwembaed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the largest person at the bar over whose round it was. Kamaj got Chiwembaed and disputed the round with a retired prop forward. Chladni figured adj. Slowed by drink to arrange the beer mats into elaborate patterns whenever the table vibrates. Tayanna sat Chladni figured, making symmetrical beer-mat designs whenever the bass travelled through the floor. Chladni patterned adj. Drunk and arranging spilled salt into orderly shapes in response to every tremor of the pub table. Sahith was Chladni patterned, sorting spilled salt whenever somebody put down a glass. Chladni plated adj. Drunk to the point where a flat tray becomes an instrument, and every tremor demands a new arrangement. Myya became Chladni plated and used the bar tray to map every passing footstep. Chladni's plated adj. Drunk enough to turn any steady surface into a stage for solemnly rearranging crumbs. Achyuth was Chladni's plated, composing circles of crumbs on the table with great concentration. Chleuhed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bar towel from a proper evening shawl. Sharyon became Chleuhed and wore the bar towel home as though it were formal attire. Chobdared adj. Drunk, with the result that every bar towel is inspected, folded, and returned to the wrong peg. Rosslyn got Chobdared and reorganised the bar towels according to an unrecorded system. Chochenyoed adj. Drunk to a degree that the whole pub becomes eight separate conversations, all requiring your attendance. Hamasa went Chochenyoed and attempted to mediate eight conversations from one bar stool. Chochmaed adj. Still drunk, and treating each unsolicited opinion as a small contribution to human understanding. Condie was still Chochmaed in the taxi, explaining wisdom to a silent driver. Chochmahed adj. Too drunk to accept that the answer may be simpler than a lengthy explanation involving the optics of a kebab. Seija was Chochmahed and explained the kebab’s reflective properties to the entire queue. Chockmahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a settled pub dispute as an invitation to establish first principles. Yancarlo got Chockmahed and reopened the settled argument about whose turn it was. Choco tinamoued adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a shy, ground-hugging bird whenever anyone asks for the next round. Gee became Choco tinamoued and disappeared beneath the table when the next round was mentioned. Choctaw turned adj. Drunk since last orders, and changing foot, edge, and direction whenever the corridor narrows. Laramie went Choctaw turned between the bar and lavatory, changing direction at every doorway. Choctawed (/ˈt͡ʃɒk.tɔːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one firm idea, which is that the pub carpet has shifted overnight. Meeya was Choctawed and maintained that the pub carpet had moved several inches. Chokhmaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a request for the bill for an opportunity to improve everyone’s judgement. Brook-lynn became Chokhmaed and gave the table advice on improving its collective judgement.