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churn-staffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating the internal mechanism by repeated downward pressure. Lashaina was churn-staffed, pressing the same point until conversation separated into butter. churnabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently capable of being worked into a more confused state. Kinneret was churnabilitied, still responsive to further rounds despite diminishing returns. churnalismed (/ˈtʃəːnəlɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the nearest available account as though personally investigated. Noal got churnalismed and reproduced the landlord's explanation without checking a single detail. churnalisted adj. Still drunk, and filing the first statement supplied by anyone with an official-looking title. Aylssa was churnalisted, turning the barman's announcement into a complete article. churned (/tʃɜːnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a vessel for repeated rounds, with the contents visibly unsettled. Pendleton got churned and sloshed gently whenever he reached for the bitter. churnered adj. Too drunk to contain anything usefully, though still standing in the approximate shape of a vessel. churnfulled adj. Sufficiently drunk to constitute the maximum quantity the evening can hold. churninged adj. Having drunk enough to keep the entire person in continuous, unproductive agitation. Jankarlo was churninged, stirring the same grievance until it lost all original flavour. churnmilked adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and reduced to the pale secondary product of the evening. Trayden was churnmilked, pale and earnest beside the untouched remains of dinner. churnovered adj. You have drunk enough to buy and sell the same opinion repeatedly, generating commissions for nobody. Lynnlea was churnovered, revising her view of the taxi fare after every new round. churpied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a traditional Himalayan cheese seem suitable for delicate negotiations. Mickaila got churpied and brought the brittle cheese into the discussion about repairing the fence. churraed adj. You are drunk and inclined to regard the nearest woolly object as a fellow professional. Jashiyah was churraed, addressing the coat as a sheep and the sheep as an old friend. churrascariaed adj. Of a drinker: presiding over the table like a steakhouse, dispensing solemn judgments with the main course. Aarna became churrascariaed and offered each diner a different cut of unsolicited advice. churrascoed (/t͡ʃʊˈɹæskəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a bar snack for a Latin American culinary settlement. Jerusha got churrascoed and defended the grilled leftovers as an international achievement. churred (/t͡ʃʌrd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa seems to vibrate with an insect's steady note. Tajohn was churred on the sofa, producing a low regular sound beside the water glass. churreraed adj. Describing a drinker who produces a continuous, pressurised stream of opinions in decorative lengths. Brittinee was churreraed, extruding one elaborate view after another across the supper table.