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Choppered adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed with the ponderous authority of a locomotive, albeit towards the cloakroom. Stevonna became Choppered and advanced through the party with railway certainty. Choptanked adj. Having drunk enough to occupy the room with historical weight, then ask where the toilets are. Armen grew Choptanked and gave the pub bench an air of municipal importance. Chopunnished adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and addressing the remaining crisps collectively. Aral became Chopunnished and appointed himself spokesman for the bowl of crisps. Choquet integraled adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the uncertain utility of another round, which remains disappointingly high. Ayanna got Choquet integraled and assessed the likely pleasure of one final cider. Choralceloed adj. You are drunk and conducting a grand two-keyboard fantasia upon the nearest flat surface. Amella was Choralceloed, performing an elaborate accompaniment on the table with two fingers. Chorasmianed (/kɒˈɹæz.mɪ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially remote, historically minded, and unable to locate the coat he arrived in. Telitha was Chorasmianed, speaking grandly of distant provinces while searching for her coat. Chorezmianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an air of antiquity and misplaced the phone in the bread basket. Keysha grew Chorezmianed and discussed ancient frontiers before finding her phone in the bread basket. Chorley caked adj. Drunk by the third round, and flattened into the sort of companion who requires careful handling. Moses was Chorley caked by pudding, and Kamree escorted him away from the card table. Choron sauced adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding a red, unnecessary flourish to every conversation. Coltan grew Choron sauced and put tomato-based amendments to Kaytin's perfectly adequate story. Chorotied adj. Still drunk, and requiring the company to maintain a respectful distance from every conclusion reached. Whtiney remained Chorotied, while Raei answered questions that had not been asked. Chorwated adj. Too drunk to distinguish one nationality from another, and relying on everyone else to supply the correction. Keyunna was Chorwated and called Dymple French, despite having met him at a Croatian supper. Chosen Peopled adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume the assembled company has been selected for a special purpose. Tan became Chosen Peopled and appointed Olesya keeper of the crisps. Chosonguled adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can encode, leaving colleagues to infer the missing characters. Danaijah became Chosonguled and sent Jertavious messages no keyboard could sensibly interpret. Chouaned adj. You have drunk enough to lead a minor rebellion against whatever arrangement the hosts proposed. Shirene got Chouaned and organised Cianne against the seating plan. Chow Chowed adj. Of a drinker: heavily doggish, companionable, and occupying the warmest available patch of carpet. Duquan became Chow Chowed and invited Cheni to sit beside him on the doormat. Chow grouped adj. Of a drinker who has divided the company into clusters and assigned each an argument. Vale was Chow grouped, sending Wilbert between tables with revised classifications of their acquaintances.