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Chowed (/t͡ʃaʊd/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like a large, self-satisfied dog at the centre of the room. Trillis was Chowed, guarding the crisps while Dijonae negotiated his return to the sofa. Chozared adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying its administrative consequences into the morning. Tavias was Chozared, reconstructing the bill from three receipts and one confident guess. Chreastered adj. Describing a drinker who appears only for the major occasions, then imposes a full programme on everyone present. Amarvir arrived Chreastered and expected Evanthia to observe every ceremony of the evening. Chrismahanukwanzakahed (/ˌkɹɪs.məˌhɑ.nəˈkwɑn.zə.kəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every December celebration becomes one long, overbooked ceremony. Myazia grew Chrismahanukwanzakahed and tried to combine Lynell's three separate playlists. Christ complexed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed responsibility for saving the entire gathering from itself. Kainaat became Christ complexed and attempted to rescue Contessa from a perfectly safe taxi. Christ killered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every harmless disagreement as a grand theological contest. Aunnika grew Christ killered and challenged Chasmin over the correct interpretation of the pudding. Christ's thorned adj. Reduced by drink to a prickly shrub at the edge of proceedings, defended by everyone who approaches. Dannylynn was Christ's thorned, and Tamaki removed the glass before attempting conversation. Christ-cross-rowed adj. You have drunk enough to recite the alphabet as though it were a hymn. Kataleya got Christ-cross-rowed and began checking everyone's initials. Christ-worshippered adj. Emboldened by drink to praise one particular companion until the rest of the room withdraws. Blancha grew Christ-worshippered and praised Marcelin's coat for nearly half an hour. Christadelphianed adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, doctrinal discussion from which the other guests cannot escape. Tjuana found Bethany-mai Christadelphianed, progressing through every point at considerable length. Christadelphianismed adj. Drunk and turning the evening's ordinary practices into a system of beliefs, rules and observances. Heilly grew Christadelphianismed and supplied Brenice with regulations for passing the crisps. Christcentrismed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation of the morning begins from one central figure. Philipe was Christcentrismed, interpreting the missing keys through a single organising principle. Christcored adj. Having drunk more than Christian hardcore reasonably permits, and still requesting the next track. Candys got Christcored and discussed the chorus with the barman. Christcross-rowed adj. You are drunk and proceeding through the alphabet with unnecessary confidence. Clodine became Christcross-rowed and corrected the order of the place cards. Christdomed adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire room answerable to one modestly stated doctrine. Arzoi became Christdomed and gave the table a brief ruling on napkins. Christed (/kɹaɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treated by the assembled company as the answer to a question nobody asked. Kurie became Christed and offered Qassam salvation through the remaining contents of the jug.