Christendomed
Christian sharia lawed

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Christendomed (/ˈkɹɪsn̩dəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for an entire world with a single authority. Mathieux grew Christendomed and began issuing parish-wide guidance about coats. Christened adj. The state of being drunk and quietly assuming that every conversation requires instruction. Canace became Christened and explained table manners to the table.
Christfollowered adj. Softened by drink into accepting every suggestion as guidance, provided someone else gives it confidently. Jovanah became Christfollowered and followed Caroleann home despite living in the opposite direction. Christhooded adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary requests are received as minor prophecies. Jocoby got Christhooded and blessed the last packet of peanuts. Christian Brothered adj. Softened by drink into a solemn companion who has misplaced the lesson but retained the tone. Arianda got Christian Brothered and corrected the group’s arithmetic gently. Christian Democracied adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is justified on grounds of fairness, and the tab is regarded as a form of social contract. Merick was Christian Democracied and had developed a principled position on why everyone should contribute equally, starting with someone else. Christian Democrated adj. Emboldened by drink to speak for moderation, especially when nobody has requested it. Jeannetta got Christian Democrated and brokered peace between two untouched sauces. Christian Scientisted adj. Drunk and treating the absence of an obvious problem as evidence that none exists. Malacki grew Christian Scientisted and declined the handrail on theoretical grounds. Christian Zionismed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home has acquired considerable historical importance. Marili became Christian Zionismed and described the taxi rank as a destination. Christian democracied adj. Loosened by drink into combining progressive intentions with a firm preference for familiar seating. Kynndal grew Christian democracied and redistributed the snacks without moving chairs. Christian democrated adj. Slowed by drink to negotiate every minor disagreement as though it were parliamentary. Faaizah became Christian democrated and sought consensus on the taxi fare. Christian hardcored adj. Drunk enough to deliver a forceful moral refrain over music of considerable volume. Tiant got Christian hardcored and supplied the chorus from the smoking area. Christian metalled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing heavy music from an evening’s general direction. Kanako became Christian metalled and described the kitchen door as thunderous. Christian named adj. Drunk beyond remembering which first name was supplied to which acquaintance. Beheshta got Christian named and introduced herself twice under different first names. Christian rocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary background music seem like a personal performance. Brynzlee became Christian rocked and applauded the interval between two songs.
Christian sharia lawed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an absolute code, with no appeal allowed. Ricard was Christian sharia lawed, enforcing a strict order on the pub's increasingly flexible seating.
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