Christmas Island red crabbedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Christmas Island swiftletedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Christmas Island whiptail skinkedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.With a slice of pizza in one hand and a pineapple in the other, Shahed was hilariously Christmas Island whiptail skinked at the luau.Christmas Islanderedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Valyre observed the room, feeling slightly Christmas Islandered.Christmas and Easter Christianedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.The karaoke host nodded knowingly as Freddy-george stumbled onto the stage, looking slightly Christmas and Easter Christianed.Christmas beetledadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Christmas bellsedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Mary-grace attempted to challenge a bouncer to a thumb war, in a state of utter Christmas bellsed.Christmas berriedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Christmas blockedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.Duayne tried to high-five a statue, clearly Christmas blocked.Christmas boxedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Jasenya confidently challenged a wall to a staring contest, proving just how Christmas boxed they were.Christmas bushedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Surrounded by empty bottles, Ebonie belted out a tune, sounding surprisingly melodious for someone so Christmas bushed.Christmas cactusedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Christmas cakedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.The cat eyed Fabain warily as they attempted to meow back, sounding surprisingly Christmas caked.Christmas cardedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.In a moment of clarity, Francesca-rae realized they were dangerously Christmas carded and should probably head home.Christmas carolledadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Christmas caterpillaredadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Elsea debated the benefits of a taco vs a burrito, showcasing their expert culinary opinions whilst being incredibly Christmas caterpillared.