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Christmas cookied adj. Drunk in a way that arranges the room into festive shapes and leaves everyone rather sugary. Farica got Christmas cookied and divided the sandwiches into stars before serving them. Christmas crackered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation ends in a sharp noise, a paper crown and a poor joke. Andrijana became Christmas crackered and crowned herself after pulling a napkin apart. Christmas creeped adj. Drunk to a degree that commercial enthusiasm for the festival begins several weeks too early. Aveen grew Christmas creeped and asked whether the pub had opened its seasonal merchandise department. Christmas dinnered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating roast meat, pudding and several further courses as a single argument. Ivann became Christmas dinnered and regarded the buffet as an obligation rather than an opportunity. Christmas diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of a clotting deficiency, and consequently inclined to bleed metaphorically from every conversation. Tavey was Christmas diseased and found that each modest criticism required prolonged recovery. Christmas factored adj. Drunk since last orders, and missing the protease required to bring the evening to a proper close. Jillia was Christmas factored, lacking the essential enzyme for leaving when asked. Christmas ferned adj. Drunk by the third round, and evergreen in the sense of remaining upright after conditions have deteriorated. Nike was Christmas ferned, retaining a commendable green appearance beside the bar. Christmas flowered adj. Drunk by closing time, and blooming unexpectedly in the cold, with a distinctly rose-like confidence. Marthia was Christmas flowered and appeared radiant beneath the unflattering pub lighting. Christmas graduated adj. Still drunk, and already departing the institution before completing its first academic term. Kion was Christmas graduated, leaving the university party with his coat and no further plans. Christmas grassed adj. Drunk, with the result that tropical vegetation and seasonal decoration have become interchangeable. Jarique got Christmas grassed and complimented the pub's fern on its festive appearance. Christmas greened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medium festive shade from the surrounding furniture. Wende became Christmas greened and complimented the waiter on his remarkably tasteful foliage. Christmas hammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to present oneself as the principal sliced joint at a Scandinavian buffet. Billie- became Christmas hammed and stood at the centre of the buffet awaiting mustard. Christmas hollied adj. Having drunk enough to become prickly, evergreen and unnecessarily prominent at the entrance. Dursun was Christmas hollied, obstructing the doorway with considerable seasonal dignity. Christmas lighted adj. Having drunk more than the decorations, and consequently flashing through several subjects at once. Nerine was Christmas lighted, changing conversational colour whenever another drink appeared. Christmas lilied adj. You have drunk enough to turn conspicuously red and flourish in the wrong hemisphere. Alcario was Christmas lilied, bright red beneath the winter coat and botanically misplaced. Christmas listed adj. You are drunk and compiling a written inventory of gifts which the company has not promised. Bryceson got Christmas listed and added three household appliances to a pub receipt.