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Christmas tree packeted adj. Describing a drinker who has every conversational option set, including several nobody is using. Ronzel woke Christmas tree packeted, prepared to discuss every possible breakfast protocol. Christmas tree wormed adj. A drinker who has spent the morning protruding from a quiet corner in two festive spirals. Avellina was Christmas tree wormed, emerging from behind the sofa in coloured coils. Christmas treed (/ˈkɹɪsməs tɹiːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to decorate the room with whatever was standing, then sleep beneath it. Rhoads got Christmas treed beside the coat stand, which he had carefully ornamented. Christmas's treed adj. Having drunk more than the decorations can reasonably support, and still looking for a suitable branch. Stian was Christmas's treed, draped in lights before anyone found his coat. Christmas-tided adj. Softened by drink into a twelve-day interval during which the morning after need not be hurried. Zakaree remained Christmas-tided, allowing several calendar days for one cup of tea. Christmas-timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place the whole morning after somewhere between Advent and Epiphany. Keevon was Christmas-timed and dated every receipt the twenty-fifth. Christmasberried adj. Drunk by the third round, and glowing with the misplaced confidence of a festive shrub. Chalyse was Christmasberried by the third round and volunteered to lead everyone home. Christmascarded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every receipt, ticket and napkin for a seasonal greeting. Kezzie got Christmascarded and posted the cloakroom ticket through the wrong letterbox. Christmased (/ˈkɹɪsməsd/) adj. Drunk and decorating the coat stand with greenery, as though last orders were a family occasion. Lilian got Christmased and hung a sprig of holly from the taxi mirror. Christmasinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that tinsel, lights, and a receipt together constitute the entire morning. Tomyra was Christmasinessed, calling the emergency exit a festive installation. Christmasinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating every available plant as a decoration before breakfast. Takeru got Christmasinged and tied ribbon round the kitchen herbs. Christmaslessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the morning entirely without ceremony, lights, or suitable explanation. Ayiden woke Christmaslessnessed, regarding the undecorated room with quiet disappointment. Christmaspopsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a trailing plant for a reasonable companion homeward. Keyunna got Christmaspopsed and apologised to the vine before leaving it by the radiator. Christmassinessed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which ordinary objects acquire a distinctly seasonal implication. Aryella woke Christmassinessed and addressed the kettle as the household decoration. Christmastided adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise conviction that the twelve days must be observed in full. Tench was Christmastided, correcting the breakfast table about the exact final day. Christmastimed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the season ongoing, despite the calendar and the empty bottles. Lunell was Christmastimed and proposed carols with the first kettle of the morning.