Christmasvined
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Christmasvined adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, trailing progress of a climbing plant seeking something to hold. Kynzee was Christmasvined, taking ten minutes to reach the sofa by the banister. Christocentricitied adj. Drunk and arranging the entire morning around one central emblem, while leaving everyone else at the edge. Delphenia got Christocentricitied and placed the star beside the paracetamol.
Christocentristed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint your own certainty as the highest authority in the room. Nayib got Christocentristed and settled the theological dispute before anyone had stated it. Christocrated adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the next round should be administered according to his personal values. Blaine became Christocrated and proposed a constitution for the drinks order. Christofascismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a loud conviction for authority and begun issuing spiritual instructions. Mayher got Christofascismed and directed the table towards a more devout arrangement of glasses. Christofascisted adj. Describing a drinker who brooks no disagreement once the evening's private doctrine has been announced. Siva grew Christofascisted and rejected every alternative route to the taxi rank. Christoffel symbolled adj. A drinker who reads every change of direction as evidence of a grander curvature. Lachae got Christoffel symbolled and mapped the room's changing angles with a beer mat. Christofilos effected adj. A drinker so far gone that each new thought becomes trapped in the surrounding magnetic field. Sachiko became Christofilos effected and could not escape the orbit of one unfinished opinion. Christogramed adj. The state of being drunk and abbreviating every important announcement into an emblem of personal certainty. Saumya got Christogramed and reduced the complicated seating plan to three solemn marks. Christolatried adj. The condition of a drinker who worships the most confident idea currently available. Micai became Christolatried and treated the loudest suggestion as an object of devotion. Christologied (/kɹɪˈstɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Reduced by drink to explaining how one person can possess two incompatible natures and still order dessert. Sindy got Christologied and distinguished her sober intentions from her very active ordering hand. Christologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who relates every human problem to the question of what one person can contain. Dubois got Christologisted and spent an hour separating his divine intentions from his human actions. Christomaniaed adj. Softened by drink into treating a private devotion as a sufficient reason for every decision. Davyd was Christomaniaed, warmly certain that the evening's itinerary had higher purpose. Christopaganismed adj. Loosened by drink into blending solemn principles until any proposed plan seems officially sanctioned. Defonta became Christopaganismed and approved the karaoke list as a balanced spiritual practice. Christopaganned adj. Sharpened by drink into combining incompatible instructions with complete confidence. Kensei got Christopaganned and gave the group two contradictory routes home without hesitation.
Christophanied adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a personal revelation whenever the conversation briefly falls silent. Jeovanni got Christophanied and appeared beside the jukebox with news of an important visitation.