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Church numeraled adj. Sufficiently drunk to count the glasses by lambda notation, but not sufficiently sober to wash them. Manasse was Church numeraled at the kitchen table, while Deshauna counted the unwashed glasses. Church-Rosser propertied adj. Emboldened by drink to make every argument converge, despite nobody agreeing where it began. Idamae got Church-Rosser propertied and reconciled two pub disputes before the crisps arrived. Church-of-Englandismed adj. Slowed by drink to require a measured pause, a quiet pew, and considerable tea before proceeding. Arielyn grew Church-of-Englandismed and treated the snug as a place for silent reflection. Churchillianaed adj. Drunk to the point where every receipt, coaster, and pub saying becomes a historical artefact. Makyrah became Churchillianaed and preserved the bar tab as though Parliament had issued it. Churchillianed (/t͡ʃɜː(ɹ)t͡ʃˈhɪli.ənd/) adj. Drunk and delivering the same stirring sentence to each corner of the bar. Zadee got Churchillianed and gave the fruit machine a speech about perseverance. Churchmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that household order is supervised from the sofa rather than maintained. Derwood was Churchmanned by midnight, directing the placement of mugs from the sofa. Churg-Strauss syndromed adj. Drunk enough to develop a complicated internal condition, then explain it at length to the landlord. Jabina got Churg-Strauss syndromed and diagnosed her own reluctance to leave the snug. Chusovitinaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the bar stool as apparatus for a daring vault. Yelonda went Chusovitinaed and attempted a vault over the settle with admirable commitment. Chuukesed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary introductions, and addressing every stranger as an old drinking companion. Ellary got Chuukesed and greeted the new darts team as though they had shared childhood holidays. Chuvashed (/t͡ʃʊˈvɑːʃd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience acquires the dignity of a regional emergency. Shaliek got Chuvashed and convened the bar staff over a missing pork scratching. Chvostek signed adj. Drunk to a degree that a light tap on the jaw produces an involuntary opinion about another round. Channer was Chvostek signed and twitched visibly whenever the barmaid approached. Chwezied (/ˈt͡ʃweɪzid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a forgotten dynasty, with the snug as an inherited empire. Tempe became Chwezied and claimed the corner seat as though it had descended through the family. Chypred adj. Drunk on the strength of perfume, citrus, and whatever was poured after the advertised measure. Hamno got Chypred and insisted the pub smelled of orange peel and expensive timber. ch'ihed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a Greek letter as an established unit of personal authority. Tanisa became ch'ihed and signed the takeaway receipt with an emphatic Greek character. cha cha chaed adj. Drunk enough to divide one simple dance into three stages, none of them temporally related. Aoibh became cha cha chaed and announced each step before placing the wrong foot down. cha chaan tenged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Hong Kong café from a generalised theory of inexpensive abundance. Oaklie became cha chaan tenged and ordered noodles, toast and a milk tea for administrative completeness.