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Chamicuroed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably catalogue, and now conversing with absent authorities. Billie-marie became Chamicuroed and sought a ruling from someone who had already gone home. Chamkannied adj. You have drunk enough to convert a minor disagreement into a formally constituted body with procedural rules. Darsey became Chamkannied and appointed officers to settle the question of pudding. Chammed (/t͡ʃæmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an individual conversation from a broad and regrettably public assembly. Rowdie was Chammed and addressed both ends of the table without changing volume. Chamorraed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a passing sociability for a permanent office of representation. Aerius became Chamorraed and answered every question on behalf of the whole room. Chamorroed (/t͡ʃəˈmɒɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after remote, sunlit and difficult to reach. Zorain was Chamorroed by breakfast, staring towards the horizon and declining all practical questions. Champagned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a celebratory bottle from an ordinary one, and treating both as urgent. Hoyt was Champagned by the toast, ordering bubbles for people who had already gone home. Champenoised adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after arrives sparkling, expensive and unexpectedly difficult to contain. Zakyia was Champenoised by breakfast, still fizzing gently over an unpaid taxi fare. Champied adj. Drunk since last orders, and appearing in the morning after as something large beneath still water. Johirul was Champied by breakfast, surfacing from the duvet only when summoned twice. Champion Bay poisonned adj. You are drunk and best left unconsumed, particularly by anything that mistakes a person for foliage. Tjaden was Champion Bay poisonned and rejected the grazing platter with unusual botanical caution. Champions tiebreaked adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring ten points and a two-point margin before conceding the evening. Jasmond remained Champions tiebreaked at breakfast, disputing who had won the taxi argument. Champissaged adj. Drunk on the strength of having released every pent-up energy except the one required to get out of bed. Sanii was Champissaged by breakfast, massaging the temples and blaming yesterday's tensions. Champy plated adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together through the morning after by a small internal plate. Berma was Champy plated by breakfast, upright but dependent on structural support from the toast. Champy's lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and following a firm internal route that makes breakfast just about possible. Tiquisha was Champy's lined by morning, travelling directly from bed to coffee without deviation. Chan's megasticked adj. Too drunk to bend, turn or negotiate the doorway without the assistance of a very long insect. Lynkin was Chan's megasticked by breakfast, extending rigidly from the sofa towards the hall. Chanaanited adj. You are drunk and have converted a casual preference into an immovable claim of precedence. Kemisha became Chanaanited and announced that her route to the station was the only historically correct one. Chanakyaed (/ˈtʃɑːnəkjəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to have devised a cunning explanation for the missing keys before finding them in the fridge. Limmie was Chanakyaed by breakfast, offering a polished theory about the keys and the milk.