chain shifted
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chain shifted adj. Loosened by drink into changing one vowel after another until ordinary speech no longer meets itself. Alajha became chain shifted and moved every vowel in the sentence somewhere adjacent. chain shotted adj. Emboldened by drink to join two separate intentions and send them swinging at the nearest obstacle. Kinji got chain shotted and connected an apology to an ill-advised attempt at dancing.
chain sickled adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at balance becomes a wide, hooked sweep through nearby space. Marilee went chain sickled beside the buffet, clearing napkins with each recovery. chain silicated adj. Drunk enough to stiffen into long linked segments, with articulation occurring chiefly at the wrong points. Aily became chain silicated and turned towards the door in several separate sections. chain sinneted adj. You are drunk and shortening every journey home by pulling successive loops through the last one. Idreece got chain sinneted and somehow coiled the entire walk home into one short route. chain slaped adj. Of a drinker: making the roughest route home audible from inside the taxi. Effie-rae was chain slaped enough to provide percussion whenever the cab crossed a drain. chain smokered adj. Of a drinker who has treated each finished round as a reason to light another. Dayshon got chain smokered and ordered the next round before putting down the previous glass. chain smokinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one round from the next, and requesting both without pause. Mechaela became chain smokinged before last orders and kept treating each empty glass as unfinished. chain stayed adj. A drinker who travels home in a straight line but cannot keep the rear end aligned. Thomisha went chain stayed after leaving the pub, with the pavement apparently pulling sideways. chain stitched adj. The state of being drunk and joining each account of the evening to the next. chain stored adj. The drunkenness of one who visits every branch of the evening's establishments in the same format. Avie was chain stored, requiring the same order at every pub between work and home. chain storied adj. Reduced by drink to continuing the evening's account wherever the previous speaker abandoned it. chain sucked adj. Softened by drink into remaining attached to the round after everyone else has moved on. Zina was chain sucked to the bar when the party had already reached the station. chain tied adj. Sharpened by drink into fastening every loose plan to the next one with increasing firmness. Mickenzie got chain tied and secured the taxi plan to three unrelated promises. chain towered adj. Loosened by drink into raising and lowering barriers to the journey home at whim. Gerd became chain towered, allowing the group towards the taxi before barring the route again.
chain vipered adj. Emboldened by drink to hiss at the queue for taxis as though guarding a river crossing. Terina got chain vipered and challenged the entire taxi queue from beneath an umbrella.