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chainonned adj. Drunk in a way that adds a secondary mountain range to every modest obstacle. Michaelchristop became chainonned, describing the doorstep as a formidable alpine succession. chainplated adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface appears suitable for anchoring one's resolve. Zaen grew chainplated, bracing himself against the table as though aboard ship. chainringed (/ˈt͡ʃeɪnɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that converts forward motion into a laborious circular transmission of effort. Camauri became chainringed, pedalling nowhere while insisting that progress was measurable. chainsaw consultanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and advising on redundancies wherever conversation appears overstaffed. Takhiya became chainsaw consultanted and recommended removing half the guests from the seating plan. chainsawed (/ˈt͡ʃeɪnˌsɔːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an appetite for removing whole sections of the evening at speed. Lajada became chainsawed and disposed of the carefully arranged timetable in minutes. chainseted adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying circular effort to the same stationary conclusion. Pryncess was chainseted, pedalling through the argument without advancing its conclusion. chainshoted adj. Drunk and carrying two intentions on one swinging trajectory, neither landing where planned. Shacourtney arrived chainshoted, aiming for the chair and reaching the curtain instead. chainsmithed adj. Drunk by closing time, and fashioning metallic links from whatever social fragments remain available. Blayten was chainsmithed, binding the departing guests into a final and unnecessary agreement. chainsmokinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes each departure from the pub generate another departure. Esmael became chainsmokinged and left for home several times without reaching the door. chainsortered adj. Still drunk, and directing each thought towards a different destination with industrial efficiency. Andreja remained chainsortered, sending every remark towards the wrong conversation. chainstayed adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home has become a rigid frame with two wandering supports. Raeniyah got chainstayed between the pub and the taxi rank, upright but poorly directed. chainsticksed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a martial implement from an invitation to gesture emphatically. Channie became chainsticksed and demonstrated the disputed technique with two rolled menus. chainstitched adj. The condition of a drinker who loops each sentence back into the previous one. Loreina got chainstitched and returned to the same anecdote whenever the conversation reached its end. chainwaled adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route from kitchen to sofa into a narrow, banked passage. Heilyn went chainwaled between the kitchen and sofa, following the safest available channel. chainwheelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every attempt at progress into energetic rotation without useful traction. Karington grew chainwheelled, working the pedals furiously while remaining beside the bicycle stand. chainworked adj. Having drunk enough to join each remark to the next in a continuous decorative sequence. Pajtim became chainworked, linking every anecdote into an elaborate verbal border.