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chairmanned (/ˈtʃɛːmənd/) adj. Still drunk, and presiding over conversations that have neither agenda nor members. Aghiles was chairmanned, calling the crisps to order and demanding minutes from the silence. chairmanshipped (/ˈtʃɛː.mənˌʃɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a temporary seat at the table as a hereditary office. Orral was chairmanshipped and announced that the stool would remain in the family. chairmated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body stationary while the room continues its avoidable business. Kadejiah was chairmated beneath the window, watching the kettle with misplaced professional interest. chairnessed (/ˈt͡ʃɛənəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the essence of furniture can reasonably support, and finding it in everyone. Zeljko was chairnessed, identifying four essential chair qualities in the landlord. chairobicsed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct seated exercises with the authority of a fitness instructor. chairoplaned (/ˈtʃɛːɹə(ʊ)pleɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that the nearest seat is about to begin circling the fairground. Fauzan became chairoplaned and gripped the pub chair before an imaginary ascent. chairpersonned adj. Of a drinker: presiding over every discussion, including those taking place entirely in his own head. Tiayanna was chairpersonned, accepting motions from people who were only passing through. chairpersonshipped (/ˈtʃɛːpəːsənʃɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken occupying one seat for holding the office attached to it. Nadolyn was chairpersonshipped and defended the bar stool's jurisdiction over the room. chairseated adj. Drunk by closing time, and permanently assigned to whichever seat has received the least attention. Jaymian was chairseated after the guests left, staring patiently at the cold remains of supper. chairseatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard making a seat as sensible work for the morning after. Arqam was chairseatered at the kitchen table, arranging cushions according to an unreadable plan. chairshipped adj. Describing a drinker who treats the nearest chair as a position of constitutional importance. Kynsie was chairshipped and refused to leave the seat without a formal succession. chairsided adj. A drinker who assists with an inspection of the dental chair, despite having no dental appointment. Quantel was chairsided, examining the dentist's chair and offering unrequested assistance. chairwarmered adj. A drinker so far gone that occupying a seat is mistaken for useful employment. Nevo was chairwarmered, present at the meeting but contributing only body heat. chairwayed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a row of seats as a route to the upper slopes. Moselle was chairwayed and waited for the bench to carry her towards the roof. chairwomanned adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints herself to preside over whatever remains organised. chairwomanshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a seat at the table into a permanent female office. Britteney was chairwomanshipped and announced her reappointment from the corner booth.