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chakramed adj. Emboldened by drink to throw anything disc-shaped, including the evening's crisps. D'marco got chakramed and sent a coaster skimming beneath the dartboard. chakravartinned adj. Drunk past the point of local authority, with the whole pub placed under benevolent rule. Kah became chakravartinned and attempted to improve the pub's constitution over pork scratchings. chalaed adj. Drunk in a way that survives the draught, the landlord's glare and the move towards the door. Merriam was chalaed, remaining upright beneath the pub's draughtiest doorway. chalafed adj. Drunk, with the result that every knife in the pub acquires an alarming ceremonial importance. Loreeta became chalafed and inspected the butter knife before attempting the toast. chalahed adj. Reduced by drink to a braided and rounded arrangement, suitable for the Sabbath or the taxi home. chalanced adj. Drunk to a degree that lends grave earnestness to the question of whose round it is. Terril got chalanced and delivered a serious address on the moral weight of buying crisps. chalanned adj. Drunk and presenting every journey home as paperwork requiring a signature and a stamp. Ceasia went chalanned at last orders and requested official approval for the taxi. chalaraed adj. Drunk to the extent of showing signs of collapse, though the ashtray remains unaffected. Zira was chalaraed, drooping beside the dying fire while insisting on another half. chalasiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the normally contracted muscles have relaxed their supervision. chalav stammed adj. Drunk since last orders, and trusting the bar's dairy offerings on faith rather than inspection. Fuad was chalav stammed, accepting the unattended milk jug as unquestionably suitable for his tea. chalav yisraelled adj. The drunkenness of one who submits every snack to rabbinical supervision before eating it. Shriya was chalav yisraelled, solemnly inspecting the crisps for acceptable provenance. chalazaed (/kəˈleɪzəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to the point where everything attaches at the wrong end. Hiu became chalazaed and fastened his coat to the chair instead of himself. chalazed adj. Softened by drink into a state of attaching itself nowhere near the entrance. Osheana grew chalazed and hung on to the far side of the doorway. chalazioned (/kəˈleɪzi.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, inflamed obstruction above the eye. Wanda was chalazioned, glaring at the pudding through one increasingly determined eyelid. chalazodermaed adj. Loosened by drink into folds, with the dignity of a discarded curtain. Keri-ann was chalazodermaed, her cardigan hanging in authoritative but unnecessary pleats. chalazogamied adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every conversation through the side entrance. Rajbir was chalazogamied, approaching the toast through an argument about parking.