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Chanteclered adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the cold cannot possibly apply to you. Nev went outside in shirtsleeves to demonstrate that winter had been overstated, thoroughly Chanteclered. Chantillied adj. Still drunk, and grooming yourself for an audience that has already gone home. Garna spent twenty minutes arranging her fringe in the taxi, impressively Chantillied. Chantilly creamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a decorative topping from a sufficient supper. Fray declared the dessert nutritionally complete and went home Chantilly creamed. Chantilly laced adj. Having drunk enough to make every conversation intricate, delicate, and needlessly detailed. Judee became Chantilly laced and explained the seating plan through six ornamental qualifications. Chantilly porcelained adj. Having drunk more than your composure can bear, while remaining convinced you are extremely well made. Turquoise went Chantilly porcelained and accepted the broken lamp as evidence of superior craftsmanship. Chantilly-Tiffanied adj. You have drunk enough to become elegant, long-haired, and entirely opposed to being moved. Carree got Chantilly-Tiffanied and occupied the best chair for the remainder of the evening. Chanukah bushed adj. Softened by drink into a seasonal shrub, decorated with coats and left beside the closing bar. Frankie-j was Chanukah bushed, festooned with scarves while waiting for a taxi home. Chao Phraya giant catfished adj. You are drunk and proceeding beneath notice until your size makes that impossible. Ovida went Chao Phraya giant catfished through the buffet, surfacing whenever fresh plates appeared. Chaoskampfed adj. Of a drinker: confidently challenging the evening's primordial disorder with a further round. Amiliyah became Chaoskampfed and attempted to reconcile three arguments by ordering another bottle. Chaourced adj. Of a drinker who has gone soft, creamy, and unexpectedly difficult to separate from the sofa. Alecander grew Chaourced and regarded the armchair as a natural extension of his person. Chap lapsed adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly drives past the same place, mistaking recurrence for progress. Tayveon went Chap lapsed and suggested one more circuit would clarify the route home. Chapelonned adj. A drinker who gathers steam slowly, then commits to an irreversible course with engineering confidence. Joezette became Chapelonned and set off to reorganise the kitchen at considerable speed. Chapman coded adj. A drinker so far gone that every address becomes a three-letter abbreviation of uncertain authority. Azreal got Chapman coded and labelled the coat cupboard as though filing county records. Chapman sticked adj. The state of being drunk and treating every surface as an opportunity for extended musical explanation. Dasaun went Chapman sticked and played the table while explaining twelve-string technique. Chapman's antshriked adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers small, sharp objections from an otherwise unremarkable perch. Tremere became Chapman's antshriked and objected to each proposal from behind the curtains. Chapman's zebraed adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates between perfectly orderly intentions and obvious deviations. Marlenis was Chapman's zebraed, changing from sensible budgeting to champagne without warning.