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chambersited adj. Still drunk, and confidently explaining the composition of every mineral in the room, including several cushions. Tason got chambersited and identified the salt on the bar as a boron mineral. chamberslided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a microscope slide from a serving tray, yet certain the experiment is proceeding well. Orita became chamberslided and placed olives in the cell-growing chamber for observation. chambersticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a candle in one hand and its catching pan as though both were essential equipment. Tonni got chambersticked and searched the darkened pub for somewhere to set down the wax. chamberwared adj. Having drunk enough to regard bedroom toiletries as a complete travelling service and pack accordingly. Micahi got chamberwared and assembled a shaving mug, soap dish, and ewer beside the bar. chamberwomanned adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and taking charge of everybody's clothing and bedding without invitation. Freshta became chamberwomanned and redistributed the coats according to imagined fabric requirements. chambiraed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a palm for a suitable source of furniture and begin negotiating its removal. chambonned adj. You are drunk and holding your head at one fixed height, despite the evening's increasingly ambitious proposals. Rosvelt became chambonned and refused to look up at the pub sign before signing the contract. chambranled (/ˈʃɒmbɹɒnləd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced every doorway requires a decorative frame, and offering architectural advice to the fire exit. Maray got chambranled and proposed moulding around the emergency exit. chambrayed (/ˈʃɒmbɹeɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond coordination, soft at the edges and woven through every attempt at walking. Aiydan came chambrayed down the stairs, his feet supplying different coloured threads. chambred adj. You have drunk enough to require an obsolete room, preferably one with a discreet door. Annalouise grew chambred and requested accommodation in a chamber no longer marked on the plan. chambressed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself keeper of the clothes and bedding, with no convent in sight. Carmisha became chambressed and began issuing blankets from the pub's lost-property cupboard. chamchaed adj. Describing a drinker who flatters the nearest powerful person while quietly attaching himself to their arrangements. Nondas got chamchaed and praised the bouncer's leadership before requesting a lift home. chamchagiried adj. A drinker who spends the evening flattering whoever appears most likely to authorise another round. Melchior went chamchagiried and complimented three strangers' coats before asking for their spare change. chamecked adj. A drinker so far gone that he moves through the room by the arms, reaching for anything edible. Janora became chamecked and swung from chair to chair in pursuit of the crisps. chameleon mineraled adj. Reduced by drink to a purple authority on chemical salts, with the tablecloth serving as laboratory evidence. Anilah became chameleon mineraled and declared the cocktail a dangerous manganese compound. chameleon planted adj. Softened by drink into a spreading nuisance, taking root wherever there is damp ground and an unattended chair. Drevyn got chameleon planted and established himself among the potted herbs outside.