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champed (/t͡ʃæmpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has won the evening and intends to defend the title over another round. Haleemat got champed after winning darts and challenged the winner to beat her again. champeened adj. Having drunk more than a champion, though the contest consists chiefly of finding the bathroom. Mykala grew champeened and accepted the corridor as an athletic achievement. champered adj. You have drunk enough to bite the straw, chew the menu, and regard the peanuts as opponents. Sewilla became champered and gnawed thoughtfully at the edge of a napkin. champertied adj. Drunk past the point of treating every disagreement as an investment opportunity with a personal return. champertored adj. Drunk enough to fund someone else's quarrel, provided a share of the settlement comes back. Elah became champertored and tried to finance Deaun's argument with the landlord. champetaed adj. Drunk beyond conversational restraint, providing the room with an independent soundtrack and no means of stopping it. Criztian was champetaed and supplied percussion while Daviyon attempted to order taxis. champfreined adj. The state of being drunk and treating a saucepan as sensible protection for the head. champianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary gathering feel like a broad, open celebration to everyone except the hosts. Crispus became champianed and invited the neighbours into Dewana's carefully quiet supper. champignonned (/t͡ʃæmˈpɪnjənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface is treated as fertile ground for a small, pale growth of conversation. Syr was champignonned and sprouted beside Leiya's guests, offering each the same anecdote. champinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the chewing of crisps audible across the table and the company reconsiderable. Kaileah became champinged, while Dafne quietly moved the bowl beyond conversational range. champion dataed adj. Drunk on the strength of the most favourable evidence available, while dismissing everyone else's inconvenient results. Lyan became champion dataed and presented Maleny's failed experiment as an encouraging outlier. champion in chiefed adj. Drunk by the third round, and defending one chosen cause with such prominence that nobody else gets a turn. champion-elected adj. Drunk since last orders, and already accepting the room's congratulations for an appointment nobody has made. Darla-rose was champion-elected and thanked Kayme for the victory over the karaoke machine. champion-in-chiefed adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointed foremost defender of whichever grievance has most recently reached the table. championed (/ˈt͡ʃæmpiənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor victory in the room as a personal title and demanding suitable recognition. Ieaun got championed and accepted congratulations for Rodrianna finding the lavatory. championered adj. Still drunk, and prepared to champion the preferences of every person present, successively and at volume. Saharah became championered, defending Willadine's dessert choice against the entire table.