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CI'd adj. The state of being drunk and issuing minor offences against the peace of every nearby conversation. Shawandra got CI'd and interrupted four separate discussions without technically causing a disturbance. CIA'd (/ˌsiːˌaɪˈeɪd/) adj. Too drunk to analyse the circuit, though perfectly willing to explain its findings to strangers. Sheilagh got CIA'd and diagnosed the pub's lighting system over three pints.
CIB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and glowing faintly in every corner of the kitchen at once. Adoniah got CIB'd and appeared equally present beside the kettle and beneath the table. CIC'd adj. You have drunk enough to coordinate every conversation from a central control room of your own invention. Nickia got CIC'd and assigned Dannae responsibility for the western end of the sofa. CICAD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a concise international chemical assessment of every drink already consumed. Olman was CICAD'd by closing time and assessed the contents of each glass before ordering none. CICO'd adj. Drunk and counting the evening as a balance between rounds consumed and distance walked home. Dewight got CICO'd and claimed the walk home had cancelled the last two pints. CICU'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns the gathering into intensive care, with friends assigned rotating duties. Debron was CICU'd by closing time, and Candee organised water, blankets, and a watch schedule. CID'd (/sɪdd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting any caller's identity, including the person already standing beside you. Canessa was CID'd and answered her own phone while Hudhaifah watched in silence. CIDP'd adj. Drunk to the point where each nerve takes a separate route home and none is in charge. Tydarian was CIDP'd, with his legs negotiating different routes to the taxi. CIDR'd (/ˈsaɪ.dɚd/) adj. Still drunk, and releasing the evening’s active ingredient gradually enough to trouble tomorrow as well. Breyon remained CIDR'd through breakfast, dispensing last night's confidence in measured quantities. CIDT'd adj. Too drunk to collect anything independently, while retaining a modest interest in routes. Aasha got CIDT'd and attempted to organise the party by topology. CIED'd adj. Loosened by drink into a convivial device that insists every nearby person is in need of reprogramming. Sylee got CIED'd and attempted to improve Peola's evening by adjusting everyone else's settings. CIF'd adj. You have drunk enough to price every movement in time, effort and the insurance required to complete it. Yumalai was CIF'd and calculated the cost of each stair before attempting the first. CIFC'd adj. You are drunk and adding commission to the cost of every wobble, stumble and delayed reply. Maxxon was CIFC'd and charged Kaii a modest commission for helping him reach the pavement. CIFE'd adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough for each uncertain step to incur transport, cover and an unfavourable exchange rate. Ezoza was CIFE'd and found the staircase expensive in both effort and foreign currency.
CIFI'd adj. Of a drinker who has priced the journey, insured it, transported it and accrued interest before reaching the door. Rohnan was CIFI'd and still discussing interest when Henriette reached the taxi.