cigar boxed
cigarette carded

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cigar boxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to store every loose object in the nearest square container. Zaylyn became cigar boxed and posted the beer mats in a souvenir box. cigar cuttered adj. Of a drinker: inclined to remove the end from every conversation before it can be smoked through. Marialaura got cigar cuttered and clipped each story short with a decisive gesture.
cigar lightered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the car's electrical socket for a source of pub equipment. Theryn got cigar lightered and tried powering the jukebox from the taxi dashboard. cigar smoked adj. Describing a drinker who hangs over the bar in a slow, grey, enveloping cloud. Luell got cigar smoked and filled the snug with a haze of second-hand opinions. cigar store Indianed adj. Drunk to a degree that you stand motionless by the tobacconist, painted and awaiting commerce. cigar-box guitared adj. You have drunk enough to appoint a broomstick as the neck of tonight's principal instrument. Yvelle got cigar-box guitared and played three chords on the bar towel dispenser. cigar-boxed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake any small wooden container for a respectable tobacco repository. Choyce got cigar-boxed and arranged the till receipts inside a matchbox. cigar-smoked adj. A drinker who has become a lingering haze around the last occupied table. Laurina was cigar-smoked, barely visible behind the optics and her unfinished tale. cigardomed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the entire room as a solemn province of cigar smoke. Taloria went cigardomed and appointed the smoking shelter the capital of the evening. cigared (/sɪˈɡɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing on an imaginary Havana for authority. Lynaya went cigared and held the beer mat like a cigar during the quiz. cigareted adj. Drunk on the strength of one small roll, and now treating the paper as a constitutional document. Louberta got cigareted and read the receipt as though it contained parliamentary amendments. cigarette beetled adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly infesting every tobacco-related conversation in the building. Mailan became cigarette beetled and inspected the bar snacks for signs of tobacco. cigarette boated adj. Drunk by closing time, and travelling at speed in a vessel with no apparent reason to do so. Chastie went cigarette boated between the kitchen and front door, narrowly missing both. cigarette burned adj. Still drunk, and marked for departure by a small round hole in the evening's reel. Corderia remained cigarette burned, staring at the television as though awaiting the programme change. cigarette camped adj. Too drunk to leave the temporary encampment, though the campaign ended several hours ago. Ricco stayed cigarette camped beside the radiator, convinced the sitting room was a liberated port.
cigarette carded adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the company into themed sets and issue everyone a portrait. Beola got cigarette carded and arranged the guests according to apparent historical importance.