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CIH'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a morning hygiene assessment from a safe distance from the kitchen. Dayion was CIH'd at breakfast, identifying several domestic hazards without approaching any of them. CIJ'd adj. You are drunk and distributing brief, persistent remarks across every available conversational surface. Sussie was CIJ'd, leaving small comments on each conversation in turn.
CIL'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising which relations are contractual and which are merely familial. Anthonymichael got CIL'd and offered to mediate a quarrel between two cousins. CILOP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every intended purchase is replaced by an improvised borrowing. Chessie became CILOP'd and borrowed the landlord's trolley instead of buying a taxi. CIM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the evening's poor prospects in memorandum form. Falba became CIM'd and summarised the failed taxi arrangement on the back of a receipt. CIMP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every available resource into ethanol instead of producing anything useful. Denari became CIMP'd and spent the afternoon turning good intentions into alcohol. CIN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss cervical biology over the washing-up, with unwarranted confidence. Jemir got CIN'd and explained cellular changes while drying the dinner plates. CINC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish supreme authority from being the loudest person beside the fruit machine. Nicholus was CINC'd and issued departure orders to friends already halfway home. CINCA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the chronic, infantile, neurological, cutaneous, and articular departments all report simultaneously. Mariahna was CINCA'd, complaining of the furniture, the lighting, and the joints in a single clinical memorandum. CINO'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can innovate, and proposing a revolutionary way to pour lager. Jazayvion got CINO'd and suggested serving halves through a system of coloured tubes. CINV'd adj. Loosened by drink into nausea and vomiting, with the timing of a poorly managed medical trial. Sheriff was CINV'd beside the stairs, having misjudged both the landing and the evening. CIO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the pub's Wi-Fi password as the evening's central technical challenge. Sirus was CIO'd, troubleshooting the fruit machine with grave professional concern. CIP'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends each final message in a regular timed packet, usually to the wrong person. Kaityn got CIP'd and sent identical departure updates at precise intervals from the cloakroom. CIPA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that neither pain nor perspiration supplies useful evidence of condition. Kinnedi was CIPA'd, smiling serenely while leaning against the radiator. CIR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the household's information rate has become reliably committed to repetition. Ceann was CIR'd, reporting the kettle's location every few minutes from the sofa.
CIRT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into investigating each small disturbance as though it were a computer incident. Kallin got CIRT'd and questioned the table after someone's phone disappeared beneath a menu.