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cisgendered (/sɪsˈdʒɛndəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to classify the evening according to who has the best access to water. cisgendereded adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and becoming a permanent feature of the sofa. Waynard was cisgendereded and remained on the sofa through the kettle's second boiling. cisgenderinged adj. You have drunk enough to make the sitting room suitable for your present limitations. Vrunda became cisgenderinged and lowered the lights before attempting the stairs. cisgenderismed adj. You are drunk and arranging the household around one perspective: your own from the sofa. cisgenderisted adj. Of a drinker: certain that the sofa, the tap, and the remote ought to recognise one authority. Ezo was cisgenderisted, issuing quiet instructions about cushions from the far end of the sofa. cisgened adj. Of a drinker who has inherited the kitchen's habits without acquiring its coordination. Jalana was cisgened, reproducing the family's method of leaving mugs beside the sink. cisgenesised adj. Describing a drinker who reproduces a familiar household routine, but only approximately. cisgenicsed adj. A drinker who modifies the kitchen's usual arrangement until the sofa becomes the centre of cultivation. Elisha-mai was cisgenicsed and relocated the entire snack supply beside the sofa. cisgirled adj. Drunk to a degree that the distinction between the person ordering the round and the person drinking it has vanished. Chalissa got cisgirled and bought herself a pint, then thanked herself for the thought. cisguyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to call every passing man ‘mate’ with renewed conviction. Venita was cisguyed, assuring the doorman that they had always understood one another. cisheted (/ˈsɪs.hɛtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every conversation is heading towards an uncomplicated date. Baeleigh got cisheted and mistook a discussion of bus times for flirtation. cisheteronormativitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and assuming every couple in the pub has precisely the same arrangement. Elzy got cisheteronormativitied and congratulated two brothers on their anniversary. cisheteropatriarchied (/ˌsɪsˌhɛtəɹəˈpeɪtɹiɑɹkid/) adj. Still drunk, and appointing the nearest man chairman of every discussion, including one about the jukebox. Jadison became cisheteropatriarchied and handed the pub quiz answers to a passing gentleman. cisided adj. Too drunk to leave the beer mat alone, having mistaken its tiny beetle illustration for a companion. Riad got cisided and spent ten minutes offering the beer mat a share of his crisps. cisidentitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to introduce your birth certificate as though it were a guest at the bar. Nalyn got cisidentitied and showed the barman a document nobody had requested. cisinteractioned adj. Having drunk enough to keep bringing two people together, provided they are already standing on the same side of the bar. Sussan got cisinteractioned and repeatedly introduced the same pair across the dartboard.