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cislationed adj. Having drunk more than the licensing laws can comfortably explain, and attempting to translate the pub into plain English. Arlo got cislationed and rendered the chalkboard menu into solemn legal language. cislesbianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a perfectly ordinary choice into an unexpectedly authoritative conclusion. Daine became cislesbianed and declared the quietest table to be the official headquarters.
cislocatived (/sɪsˈlɒkəˌtɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to place every object beside another, never quite where it was left. Lindzi became cislocatived and put the salt cellar beside the coat peg. cismadinoned adj. You are drunk and prescribing another small measure as the established treatment for all complaints. Zhen got cismadinoned and recommended a half to everyone troubled by the weather. cismaled adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking volume, certainty and correctness for the same thing. Kmaya became cismaled and defended the wrong address with considerable administrative confidence. cismanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently assuming that persistence has become a form of expertise. Taric got cismanned and spent twenty minutes improving a door that was already open. cismasculinitied adj. Of a drinker: intent on projecting sturdy confidence while losing an argument with the hand dryer. Dontate got cismasculinitied and challenged the hand dryer to a test of character. cismethrinned adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically determined to repel every moth near the beer garden. Breseis got cismethrinned and conducted a defensive operation against the pub garden moths. cisnessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the evening as a straightforward continuation of whatever happened before the first pint. cisnormativitied adj. A drinker who assumes every table contains the same arrangement of people, drinks and domestic expectations. Drita got cisnormativitied and asked two friends which one was responsible for the mortgage. cisoided adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence oscillates between two points without reaching either. Izumi became cisoided and revisited the same opinion at steadily greater volume. cispatriarchied adj. The state of being drunk and granting the biggest voice in the room to the man nearest the peanuts. Kialani got cispatriarchied and appointed a stranger to chair the discussion about taxis. cispersonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and still appointing yourself to duties created only by your own confidence. Shyeeda went cispersonned and began supervising the pavement outside a closed library. cisphobed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards an ordinary introduction as a looming administrative threat. Kyrstal got cisphobed and hid behind the optics machine when strangers approached. cisphobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees a simple question about names as an ambush requiring immediate retreat. Saani got cisphobiaed and fled the bar after being asked whose round it was.
cisplatined adj. Reduced by drink to two measured movements, each followed by a brief and unnecessary pause. Dahiana was cisplatined, taking the stairs in two cautious stages and consulting the banister.
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