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cisplatinned (/sɪsˈplæt.ɪnd/) adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable double act, with each sentence arriving in two carefully separated parts. Gayola got cisplatinned and delivered every anecdote in two solemn instalments. cisplatinumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but cytotoxic opinion about the pub's choice of music. Kingston got cisplatinumed and diagnosed the jukebox with a serious defect in taste. cisprivileged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard good fortune as authorisation for increasingly ambitious decisions. Hristopher became cisprivileged and attempted to settle the restaurant's till with loose foreign coins. cisregulationed adj. Still drunk, and directing every nearby conversation as though it required immediate transcription. Jyniah spent breakfast cisregulationed, assigning each remark to the person sitting nearest. cissaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a magpie from an invitation to admire its plumage. Terricka became cissaed and praised the garden bird for nearly twenty minutes. cissexismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the company by an imaginary principle and announce the categories. Jahmaal got cissexismed and delivered a hierarchy to guests who had asked about the pudding. cissexisted adj. Having drunk enough to make prejudice sound like a considered personal philosophy. Author became cissexisted and explained his principles to the coat stand. cissexualitied adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and now treating an ordinary condition as a constitutional settlement. Ashrita got cissexualitied and delivered a lecture on normality beside the cloakroom. cissided adj. You have drunk enough to become a small beetle in spirit, and head beneath the furniture. Nechelle went cissided after midnight and disappeared beneath the sideboard. cissied (/ˈsɪsid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become ceremoniously delicate, and requires assistance with the crisps. Jasmyne got cissied and requested the crisps be opened with appropriate care. cissinged adj. You are drunk and leaving small, regrettable craters wherever your attention briefly lands. Amais became cissinged and dotted the freshly painted table with abandoned glasses. cissoided adj. Of a drinker: moving along an elaborate curve whose destination remains, regrettably, the kebab shop. Zairia wandered cissoided through the square, tracing a grand route towards the takeaway. cissplainered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a simple remark for an invitation to deliver a definitive explanation. Brittish got cissplainered and explained the subject back to someone who had raised it. cissplaininged adj. Describing a drinker who explains an obvious point at length, with the dignity of a public address. Mhari became cissplaininged and held forth on the topic to its original speaker. cissupremacied adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole evening is reorganised beneath an imaginary principle of superiority. Raynna got cissupremacied and appointed herself chair of a committee no one had formed. cissused adj. The state of being drunk and winding through the room like a woody vine seeking support. Dawndee went cissused and reached the kitchen by way of every available chair.