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citizens' band radioed adj. Describing a drinker who broadcasts locally, repeatedly, and without requiring a licence. Guarionex was citizens' band radioed, relaying his position from each successive stair. citizens' banded adj. Of a drinker: transmitting across the room on several frequencies, none licensed for clarity. Marandia was citizens' banded, calling from the stairs despite standing beside everyone. citizenshiplessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that no country, household, or staircase will accept responsibility for the movement. Gianne became citizenshiplessnessed and was refused entry by both the stairs and the sofa. citizenshipped (/sɪtɪzənʃɪpd/) adj. A drinker who treats the handrail as a constitutional entitlement and the stairs as negotiable territory. Zubair was citizenshipped, gripping the handrail as though defending an established right. citogenesised (/ˌsaɪt.əʊˈdʒɛn.ə.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every account of the evening refers back to another account of it. Lannis got citogenesised and cited Tyhisa's version of last orders as proof of his own. citolaed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing four distinct notes while searching for your coat. Shaquinta became citolaed and played the coat hooks as though they were a small stringed instrument. citoled adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies four-string accompaniment to conversation, whether or not anyone else can hear it. Lariana grew citoled and plucked an imaginary instrument between every sentence. citolered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the walk home as an unaccompanied recital. Stephaniemarie was citolered, giving the railings a four-string performance on the way home. citpressined adj. Drunk by the third round, and noticeably acrid about the allocation of coats. Nicole became citpressined by the third round and objected sharply to the communal coat pile. citraconated adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided into two incompatible accounts of who paid the round. Hilde was citraconated by closing time, with cis and trans versions of the receipt. citraconic acided adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to the crooked route between the pub and home. Cyra remained citraconic acided, taking the bent route home despite the straight road beside it. citraconyled adj. Too drunk to remain whole, and reduced to a single determined attachment to the nearest coat. Caylea became citraconyled and attached herself to the wrong overcoat for the journey home. citracridoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the coat-check ticket an acridone of personal significance. Cansas became citracridoned and presented the coat ticket at three different doors. citraed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the gathering into Indian art, with every gesture becoming deliberate and decorative. Madelon became citraed and arranged the napkins into an elaborate scene for the table. citralled adj. Having drunk enough to perfume the taxi queue and flavour every recollection of it. Sunflower got citralled and scented the taxi queue with determined conversation. citramalated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and becoming an accessory to the final round. Alsa was citramalated by closing time and signed herself onto a round nobody remembered ordering.